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Topic: Just ask JustAGuy
Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Sat 09/27/08 06:42 AM
here's one for ya. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do they plan my son's football games on the ONLY day I can sleep in @ unGodly times in the morning

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Sat 09/27/08 07:45 AM
Why do the women ignore, or worse, taunt me but then are all 'terrified' and 'teary' when they end up in my trunk?

justme659 Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 6144	Sat 09/27/08 08:02 AM
Why do the women ignore, or worse, taunt me but then are all 'terrified' and 'teary' when they end up in my trunk? Oooh, oooh, I can answer this one Mr. Kotter. Cause of the smelly tennis shoes in your trunk..

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 09/27/08 08:09 AM
Dear Justa... I took some sleeping pills and prince charming never came to kiss and wake me. Unfortunately, Prince Charming isn't all that bright. He wound up taking a left turn at Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan and was surprised to find himself lost in the Yukon. Being a " typical male ", he refused to stop and ask for directions. My big foot never would fit into that glass slipper. I happen to know a glassblower who knows how to make some pretty large slippers. :-) I have a long line of frogs lining up in front of my door to get kissed...I think there was a kinky frog in the bunch I kissed already and he told. I want to make this very clear. Kissing FROGS will get you nowhere. It's the TOADS that you have to kiss. I put Humpty Dumpty up on the wall to use later and we all know what happened to him... Well with all the king's horses and all the king's MEN running around, one would have that that you could find a good one in the bunch somewhere. I have like 80 mutual matches but only 10 could type anything. That's because men are nothing more than a bunch of beer swilling, club carrying Neanderthals who have yet to master the fine art of saying anything more than " UG ", much less TYPE anything. * Or so I have been told * So what do I do next? Run around your couch three times, fall on the floor, jump back up and start hopping around on one foot. If that doesn't work, simply bang your head on the nearest door. :-) Dear Justa, I did as you said. Now all I have is this big knot on my head which has given me a headache which is now affecting my INNER beauty. I'm going to ask Dr Ruth, I think she would have given me some better advice. Signed: Knothead Meh. Dr. Ruth wouldn't do anything except suggest that you masturbate four times a day. LOL

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 09/27/08 08:11 AM
Hmmm..well...it's quite possible that you have hard water ( not sure how THAT works unless you jump off a bridge )and it's just a chemical reaction that causes it. I liked my other answer better though. Just picturing a female trying that .... LMFAO Okay...I'll buy the chemical reaction (who doesn't like chemistry?) but I'm glad the mental image of the first answer made you laugh! I'd probably laugh too, once I woke up and found out I'd done that (right after I was mortified and before I realized I'd ruined perfectly good towels - OMG! ) You are a riot, JustaGuy! Thanks. And you can call me Tim if you want. :-)

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 09/27/08 08:12 AM
here's one for ya. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do they plan my son's football games on the ONLY day I can sleep in @ unGodly times in the morning Ya know....I think they do it just to irritate you, Fade. They KNOW that it's the only day you can sleep in. But they figure if THEY can't, then YOU can't either.

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 09/27/08 08:13 AM
Why do the women ignore, or worse, taunt me but then are all 'terrified' and 'teary' when they end up in my trunk? Oooh, oooh, I can answer this one Mr. Kotter. Cause of the smelly tennis shoes in your trunk.. Well...I was gonna suggest that you get rid of the OTHER body you keep in the trunk before you put them in there... But we'll go with the tennis shoes answer. lol

beautifulsoul08 Joined Thu 09/18/08 Posts: 3564	Sat 09/27/08 08:14 AM
k i got one for you how come guys always chase the girls who act slutty?

Chazster Joined Tue 08/28/07 Posts: 6206	Sat 09/27/08 08:14 AM
To hell with Dear Abby or Miss Manners. Just ask ME the burning question that you have been dying to ask and you'll get a REAL ( although probably not accurate ) answer. :-) What is the limit as x approaches 2 of (x^2)-4/(x-2)

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Sat 09/27/08 10:24 AM
Dear Justa... I took some sleeping pills and prince charming never came to kiss and wake me. Unfortunately, Prince Charming isn't all that bright. He wound up taking a left turn at Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan and was surprised to find himself lost in the Yukon. Being a " typical male ", he refused to stop and ask for directions. My big foot never would fit into that glass slipper. I happen to know a glassblower who knows how to make some pretty large slippers. :-) I have a long line of frogs lining up in front of my door to get kissed...I think there was a kinky frog in the bunch I kissed already and he told. I want to make this very clear. Kissing FROGS will get you nowhere. It's the TOADS that you have to kiss. I put Humpty Dumpty up on the wall to use later and we all know what happened to him... Well with all the king's horses and all the king's MEN running around, one would have that that you could find a good one in the bunch somewhere. I have like 80 mutual matches but only 10 could type anything. That's because men are nothing more than a bunch of beer swilling, club carrying Neanderthals who have yet to master the fine art of saying anything more than " UG ", much less TYPE anything. * Or so I have been told * So what do I do next? Run around your couch three times, fall on the floor, jump back up and start hopping around on one foot. If that doesn't work, simply bang your head on the nearest door. :-) Dear Justa, I did as you said. Now all I have is this big knot on my head which has given me a headache which is now affecting my INNER beauty. I'm going to ask Dr Ruth, I think she would have given me some better advice. Signed: Knothead Meh. Dr. Ruth wouldn't do anything except suggest that you masturbate four times a day. LOL Only 4? Utoh...now I know what I'm doing wrong!

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sat 09/27/08 10:53 AM
THAT TOWEL PIC IS NOT GONNA CUT IT!!!

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Sat 09/27/08 11:03 AM
here's one for ya. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do they plan my son's football games on the ONLY day I can sleep in @ unGodly times in the morning Ya know....I think they do it just to irritate you, Fade. They KNOW that it's the only day you can sleep in. But they figure if THEY can't, then YOU can't either. WE WON !! WE WON !! WOOT WOOT FOR THE PINE CREEK EAGLES!!!!! 40-zip ... FIFTH 'shutout' game we've played .. Undefeated in our league All that to say: It was WORTH it

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 09/27/08 12:40 PM
k i got one for you how come guys always chase the girls who act slutty? Because guys like " the chase ", but they don't want to have to chase TOO much.

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 09/27/08 12:41 PM
THAT TOWEL PIC IS NOT GONNA CUT IT!!! Well..as I told Lily about the chest pic...no one specified that it had to be ME IN a towel. I happen to think that is a nice, handsome towel.

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 09/27/08 12:41 PM
here's one for ya. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY do they plan my son's football games on the ONLY day I can sleep in @ unGodly times in the morning Ya know....I think they do it just to irritate you, Fade. They KNOW that it's the only day you can sleep in. But they figure if THEY can't, then YOU can't either. WE WON !! WE WON !! WOOT WOOT FOR THE PINE CREEK EAGLES!!!!! 40-zip ... FIFTH 'shutout' game we've played .. Undefeated in our league All that to say: It was WORTH it WOOHOO!!!!

Chazster Joined Tue 08/28/07 Posts: 6206	Sat 09/27/08 04:09 PM
hey, dont ignore my question

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 09/27/08 05:14 PM
hey, dont ignore my question Sorry dude. I just SAW the question....lol Ummm...my answer would have to be.....7. Yeah...I totally suck at math...so my generic answer to any math question is 7. :-)

Chazster Joined Tue 08/28/07 Posts: 6206	Sat 09/27/08 06:26 PM
hey, dont ignore my question Sorry dude. I just SAW the question....lol Ummm...my answer would have to be.....7. Yeah...I totally suck at math...so my generic answer to any math question is 7. :-) Oh, actually I think the answer is 4. If I remember calculus correctly you use l'hopitals rule. which means take the derivative of the top and bottom. the derivative of x^2 = 2x and the derivative of -4=0 derivative of x=1 and -2=0 so now you have limit as x approaches 2 of 2x/1 = 4 If I remember it right. Its been a really long time.

enderra Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 1719	Sat 09/27/08 06:48 PM
Why are all the interesting people on here 3 states away?

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 09/27/08 07:23 PM
Why are all the interesting people on here 3 states away? They aren't. Some of them are 10 states....or 150,000 miles away. lol