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Dear Justa... I took some sleeping pills and prince charming never came to kiss and wake me. Unfortunately, Prince Charming isn't all that bright. He wound up taking a left turn at Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan and was surprised to find himself lost in the Yukon. Being a " typical male ", he refused to stop and ask for directions. My big foot never would fit into that glass slipper.
I happen to know a glassblower who knows how to make some pretty large slippers. :-) I have a long line of frogs lining up in front of my door to get kissed...I think there was a kinky frog in the bunch I kissed already and he told.
I want to make this very clear. Kissing FROGS will get you nowhere. It's the TOADS that you have to kiss. I put Humpty Dumpty up on the wall to use later and we all know what happened to him...
Well with all the king's horses and all the king's MEN running around, one would have that that you could find a good one in the bunch somewhere. I have like 80 mutual matches but only 10 could type anything.
That's because men are nothing more than a bunch of beer swilling, club carrying Neanderthals who have yet to master the fine art of saying anything more than " UG ", much less TYPE anything. * Or so I have been told * So what do I do next?
Run around your couch three times, fall on the floor, jump back up and start hopping around on one foot. If that doesn't work, simply bang your head on the nearest door. :-) |
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To hell with Dear Abby or Miss Manners. Just ask ME the burning question that you have been dying to ask and you'll get a REAL ( although probably not accurate ) answer. :-) My burning ? for the day ........ WHY do you want US to ask YOU? 
Well....what are the chances of getting Dear Abby or some other advice columnist to actually answer your questions? Besides, I am having a bit of fun with it. Wasn't intended to be serious....unless someone acually asked me a serious question. No fair. I was gonna invest in stocks per your suggestions .. 
Well...if you must, then please keep in mind the disclaimer at the beginning of the thread. I'll give you a real answer, but it probably wouldn't be accurate. I actually DO need a bit of practice at picking stocks though. Much better to do it with someone else's money rather than mine. You know....just in case I'm REALLY not accurate...lol |
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JustAGuy, it's Friday - should I get drunk now? Or should I get very drunk now? 
Go with the " drunk now ". The " very drunk now " makes for some sh*tty Saturdays. :-) |
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If I'm on my way to the convenience store to buy a lottery ticket with my numbers all written down, the same ones I play every week, and I get hit by a meteor on the way, and those exact numbers are the winning numbers, do I still win? You absolutely DO still win. I would, however, suggest sending an ex wife/girlfriend ( whichever the case may be ) because having THEM get hit by the meteor is a MUCH better idea. :-) |
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How many toys fit in a treasure chest??? You'll have to start playing with them, one by one, to find out. 
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To hell with Dear Abby or Miss Manners. Just ask ME the burning question that you have been dying to ask and you'll get a REAL ( although probably not accurate ) answer. :-) Dear JustaGuy, I met this skank ho in a bar and we ended up doing the nasty down an alley way. My question is when will the sensation of burning when I urinate stop and how can I get in contact with her again, she was great! Sincerely, Desperately Seeking Suction The burning sensation will stop as soon as your penis falls off. Shouldn't be long now. :-) |
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I want to know when you're gonna put up your towel pic? 
Ok. One towel pic up and set as main image. :-) Enjoy. |
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I want to know when you're gonna put up your towel pic?
I'll do it tonight....lol Hot towel, babe! |
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Ain't it sexy???? lol
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Ain't it sexy???? lol Be still my heart! And so very, very CLEAN and WHITE! Which leads me to my next burning "not really relationship advice" question (yet still strangely appropriate under the circumstances...) Why if you use a little bleach in the wash does the white towel turn whiter but a little too much bleach makes it turn yellow??? 
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 You took away my treasure chest.  Yes the towel is hot. yadda blabba. 
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ooooo....that's a GOOD one...
Maybe it's cuz you p*ssed off your washer...so it decided to p*ss ON your towel??? |
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You took away my treasure chest. Yes the towel is hot. yadda blabba.
They don't ALLOW more than one main pic....lmao I guess I'll have to switch back and forth for a couple of weeks. Eventually, I'll just go back to the bear. He's an attention grabber.
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ooooo....that's a GOOD one... Maybe it's cuz you p*ssed off your washer...so it decided to p*ss ON your towel??? "No way dude!" I may have fallen into a toilet with the seat up in the middle of the night before (PLEEZE put the seat down, guys!) but getting on the washer would take a master of mind control in the middle of the night...I'm sure I've never been up for that when half asleep! Try again??? |
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ooooo....that's a GOOD one... Maybe it's cuz you p*ssed off your washer...so it decided to p*ss ON your towel??? "No way dude!" I may have fallen into a toilet with the seat up in the middle of the night before (PLEEZE put the seat down, guys!) but getting on the washer would take a master of mind control in the middle of the night...I'm sure I've never been up for that when half asleep! Try again??? Hmmm..well...it's quite possible that you have hard water ( not sure how THAT works unless you jump off a bridge )and it's just a chemical reaction that causes it. I liked my other answer better though. Just picturing a female trying that .... LMFAO |
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Okay I think maybe it is a local call in show, the woman has got to be getting close to 70 and she still answers questions about sex and she always has a new toy that she recommends.lmao omg know who your talking about, shes too funny, and she always shows u a new toy. I think she might be from Missasauga Ontario.She kills me.No question seems to rattle her lol. I guess we have to entertain our selves until justaskaguy gets off work lol Sex Talk with Sue!!!!!! She is a hoot!!!!! |
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Okay I think maybe it is a local call in show, the woman has got to be getting close to 70 and she still answers questions about sex and she always has a new toy that she recommends.lmao omg know who your talking about, shes too funny, and she always shows u a new toy. I think she might be from Missasauga Ontario.She kills me.No question seems to rattle her lol. I guess we have to entertain our selves until justaskaguy gets off work lol Sex Talk with Sue!!!!!! Hey, someone else that know"s Sue!Hi ya! She is a hoot!!!!! |
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Okay I think maybe it is a local call in show, the woman has got to be getting close to 70 and she still answers questions about sex and she always has a new toy that she recommends.lmao omg know who your talking about, shes too funny, and she always shows u a new toy. I think she might be from Missasauga Ontario.She kills me.No question seems to rattle her lol. I guess we have to entertain our selves until justaskaguy gets off work lol Sex Talk with Sue!!!!!! Hey, someone else that know"s Sue!Hi ya! She is a hoot!!!!! Her new toy got 3 flames..wonder which site she gets those from...I don't think I've ever heard her say where to order. |
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Dear Justa... I took some sleeping pills and prince charming never came to kiss and wake me. Unfortunately, Prince Charming isn't all that bright. He wound up taking a left turn at Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan and was surprised to find himself lost in the Yukon. Being a " typical male ", he refused to stop and ask for directions. My big foot never would fit into that glass slipper.
I happen to know a glassblower who knows how to make some pretty large slippers. :-) I have a long line of frogs lining up in front of my door to get kissed...I think there was a kinky frog in the bunch I kissed already and he told.
I want to make this very clear. Kissing FROGS will get you nowhere. It's the TOADS that you have to kiss. I put Humpty Dumpty up on the wall to use later and we all know what happened to him...
Well with all the king's horses and all the king's MEN running around, one would have that that you could find a good one in the bunch somewhere. I have like 80 mutual matches but only 10 could type anything.
That's because men are nothing more than a bunch of beer swilling, club carrying Neanderthals who have yet to master the fine art of saying anything more than " UG ", much less TYPE anything. * Or so I have been told * So what do I do next?
Run around your couch three times, fall on the floor, jump back up and start hopping around on one foot. If that doesn't work, simply bang your head on the nearest door. :-) Dear Justa, I did as you said. Now all I have is this big knot on my head which has given me a headache which is now affecting my INNER beauty. I'm going to ask Dr Ruth, I think she would have given me some better advice. Signed: Knothead |
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Hmmm..well...it's quite possible that you have hard water ( not sure how THAT works unless you jump off a bridge )and it's just a chemical reaction that causes it. I liked my other answer better though. Just picturing a female trying that .... LMFAO Okay...I'll buy the chemical reaction (who doesn't like chemistry?) but I'm glad the mental image of the first answer made you laugh! I'd probably laugh too, once I woke up and found out I'd done that (right after I was mortified  and before I realized I'd ruined perfectly good towels - OMG! )
You are a riot, JustaGuy! |
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