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Topic: Your MAMA jokes!!!
Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 09/22/08 05:51 PM
your mama so fat, after sex your dad has to roll over twice to get off her

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:52 PM
Yo mamas so stupid...someone said it's chilly out...and da ***** grabbed a bowl...

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:52 PM
ur mama is so fat she sucks all her food

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:52 PM
your mama so fat, after sex your dad has to roll over twice to get off her That one already used,,,try fresh material...

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 09/22/08 05:54 PM
your mama so fat, after sex your dad has to roll over twice to get off her That one already used,,,try fresh material... my bad dude! must have missed it!

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:54 PM
ur mama is so fat when she dies that'll need a folklift for her burial

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:54 PM
It was nice playing the dozens with you begginers...practice more and we'll play again...LOL

stoneagesmurf Joined Sun 05/18/08 Posts: 133	Mon 09/22/08 05:55 PM
Yo momma so fat, each one of her butt cheeks has 3 different area codes. Yo mommas so ugly, we have to tie steaks around her neck just to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mommas so fat, she went swimming and got discovered as an endangered species. Yo mommas so ugly, the cats tried to bury her in the sand box. Yo mommas so old, she knew moses in the 3rd grade. Yo mommas so tall, she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the chin

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:56 PM
ur mama is so stupid she thinks that tv shows are real

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:56 PM
ur mama is so stupid she thinks that tv shows are real

single4toolong Joined Wed 09/10/08 Posts: 6	Mon 09/22/08 06:19 PM
yo mama so stupid she went to a clippers game thinkin she was gunna get a haircut

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 06:26 PM
ur mama is so stupid she used the table cloth as a gstring

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:33 PM
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:34 PM
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 06:35 PM
ur mama is so fat she gets stuck whereever she goes shes has to bring butter or grease with her

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:35 PM
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 06:36 PM
ur mama is so stupid she thought that gas was a drink

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:36 PM
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:37 PM
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

willfen Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 371	Mon 09/22/08 06:38 PM
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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