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ur mama is so fat she orders in n makes the delivery boy feed her n bath her
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Edited by
Lord_Psycho
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Mon 09/22/08 06:39 PM
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ur mama is so stupid on her application where it says sex she checked m for MORE
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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yo mama is so fat she drank the swimmin pool
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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Your Mama is so Horny, that she put two Date Rape Pills in Her Drink when She went out on a Date
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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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to mama was there also
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Edited by
Lord_Psycho
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Mon 09/22/08 06:45 PM
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yo mama joined my mama at the chicken eating contest last summer
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yo mama is sooooo fat when she put on a red sweatshirt ppl on the street started yellin, "hey!, koolaid!!"
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Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
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haha...funny and relevant!
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower |
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Your Mama is so Fat that the only time she could take a shower is during Hurricane Season
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to mama is so fat that she drives a customized topless tank
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