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Topic: Your MAMA jokes!!!
Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:41 PM
ur mama is so ugly people mistaken her as the loch ness monster

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Mon 09/22/08 05:41 PM
Yo mama is so nasty-lookin' that her and her sister are known as the Lee Twins - UG and HOME!

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:43 PM
ur mama is so stupid thought a blow dry was really a bj

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:43 PM
yo mamas so stupid...she tripped over a cordless phone... yo mamas so scary...when the boogey man goes to bed at night...he looks in his closet for your mama...

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:44 PM
Yo mamas so stupid tha she gave your uncle a BJ,,,because he said it would help his unemployment...

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:44 PM
ur mama is so ugly she had u

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:45 PM
Bring it !!! yo mamas so stuid she thought a Quarterback was a refund....

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:46 PM
Yo mamas so stank...when she takes a shower...the water jumps out and says...I'll wait.

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:46 PM
ur mama is so stupid she thought that the quarback was gay cause she thinks thay he plays with the other guys balls

bl4cks4bb4th Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 1650	Mon 09/22/08 05:46 PM
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a Gamecube and made it into a Gameboy Yo momma's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here, she put Sagittarius. Yo momma's so black she got a ticket for tinted windows while riding a motorcycle. Yo momma's so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

Nova86 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 4547	Mon 09/22/08 05:47 PM
you mom is so stupid that she thought a sperm bank was a place to put her money

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:47 PM
You're gettin weak...LOL Yo mamas so fat...after sex, I rolled over twice and was still on da *****...

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:48 PM
ur mama is so fat she thought that tree branches are toothpicks

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:48 PM
Yo mamas so fat...after sex, she smokes turkeys

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:49 PM
ur mama is so fat after sex ur dad is still in her

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:49 PM
yo mamas so fat...she bleeds Ragu...

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:50 PM
yo mama is so fat she butters up for sex

Lord_Psycho Joined Thu 06/26/08 Posts: 14878	Mon 09/22/08 05:50 PM
yo mama is so fat she butters up for sex

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 09/22/08 05:50 PM
Your mamas teeth so yellow, they make a banana jealous

WalkingEagle Joined Sat 05/03/08 Posts: 54	Mon 09/22/08 05:50 PM
Yo mamas so fat...she uses bacon for a band aid yo mamas so black...when the police shot at her...the bullets came back for flashlights

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