Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 111
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Sun 09/21/08 12:18 AM

my oldest is 22yrs. old and she is in collage .....i done some thing right i guess ???
did you raise her>????huh

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Sun 09/21/08 12:19 AM
gnite scoundrel!!!drinker

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Sun 09/21/08 12:34 AM
dear diary,,,,,,,,,,,,,another WOW email............maybe I should date him?????bigsmile drinker :banana:

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Sun 09/21/08 12:40 AM


MY PENIS IS NOT FALLING OFF! laugh
your nards are going to shrivel up to nothingness and will turn black............just so ya know!!devil


For someone who dosn't have nards, you are very knowledgeable about them laugh

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Sun 09/21/08 12:43 AM
I know nards cloudy........yours are about to shrivel soon e????
devil noway

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Sun 09/21/08 12:49 AM

I know nards cloudy........yours are about to shrivel soon e????
devil noway


May I be serious for a moment? I ran into my best friend in the middle of the night at a grocery store. I told him about what was going on and he told me i was going overboard with it. He says every man has to learn to use a condom, and just because the first few times they mess up doesn't mean they go and get their nuts cut off.

And i agreed with what he said. So i canceled the surgery and i told my girlfriend that the reason i haven't had sex with her is because i'm scared to get her preg. So we've agreed to take things slower.

Ok back to normal Gypsy craziness

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Sun 09/21/08 12:49 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that cheese was pretty delightful!!!bigsmile drinker

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Sun 09/21/08 12:56 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that cheese was pretty delightful!!!bigsmile drinker


Is it true Canadians eat cheese? I mean not as a topping, but they go out and buy a chunk of cheese and eat it like that?

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Sun 09/21/08 04:55 AM
Good morning all drinker drinker

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Sun 09/21/08 08:32 AM
dd,

david byrne in concert, last night, was

"the same as it ever was"

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Sun 09/21/08 09:42 AM
Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.


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Sun 09/21/08 09:42 AM
UGHHHHH'!!!! I hate waking up......yawn

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Sun 09/21/08 09:43 AM
good one purple!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 09/21/08 09:46 AM
ok who kicked me in my back>?>>>> owwwwwwwwwwwwwww what did I do????noway

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Sun 09/21/08 09:51 AM
must have been when I escaped from a.......
















polygmous cult!!!! News at 11surprised

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Sun 09/21/08 09:54 AM
PURPLE....why did you send me rain??? You know it makes my hair crazy!!!explode

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Sun 09/21/08 09:55 AM
Powerful Women's Motto:

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,
Satan shudders & says...

'Oh ****....she's awake!!''

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Sun 09/21/08 09:56 AM

PURPLE....why did you send me rain??? You know it makes my hair crazy!!!explode




its sunny here bigsmile

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Sun 09/21/08 09:56 AM

Powerful Women's Motto:

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,
Satan shudders & says...

'Oh ****....she's awake!!''

devil laugh I like it!!!pitchfork

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Sun 09/21/08 09:57 AM
sunny?>>>?>??? SUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY???????????? SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE~~~!!!grumble