Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 111 | |
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my oldest is 22yrs. old and she is in collage .....i done some thing right i guess ??? ![]() |
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gnite scoundrel!!!
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dear diary,,,,,,,,,,,,,another WOW email............maybe I should date him?????
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MY PENIS IS NOT FALLING OFF! ![]() ![]() For someone who dosn't have nards, you are very knowledgeable about them ![]() |
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I know nards cloudy........yours are about to shrivel soon e????
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I know nards cloudy........yours are about to shrivel soon e???? ![]() ![]() May I be serious for a moment? I ran into my best friend in the middle of the night at a grocery store. I told him about what was going on and he told me i was going overboard with it. He says every man has to learn to use a condom, and just because the first few times they mess up doesn't mean they go and get their nuts cut off. And i agreed with what he said. So i canceled the surgery and i told my girlfriend that the reason i haven't had sex with her is because i'm scared to get her preg. So we've agreed to take things slower. Ok back to normal Gypsy craziness |
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that cheese was pretty delightful!!!
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that cheese was pretty delightful!!! ![]() ![]() Is it true Canadians eat cheese? I mean not as a topping, but they go out and buy a chunk of cheese and eat it like that? |
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Good morning all
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dd,
david byrne in concert, last night, was "the same as it ever was" |
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Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass. |
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UGHHHHH'!!!! I hate waking up......
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good one purple!!!
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ok who kicked me in my back>?>>>> owwwwwwwwwwwwwww what did I do????
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must have been when I escaped from a.......
polygmous cult!!!! News at 11 ![]() |
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PURPLE....why did you send me rain??? You know it makes my hair crazy!!!
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Powerful Women's Motto:
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says... 'Oh ****....she's awake!!'' |
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PURPLE....why did you send me rain??? You know it makes my hair crazy!!! ![]() its sunny here ![]() |
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Powerful Women's Motto: Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says... 'Oh ****....she's awake!!'' ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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sunny?>>>?>??? SUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY???????????? SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE~~~!!!
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