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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 111
scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 10:35 PM
captain morgan?.....or his illigitmate(spelling?) cousin admiral nelson? 1st Viscount Admiral Horatio Nelson was quite a guy, according to history. He changed the tactics of naval warfare, and also had an affair with Lady Hamilton. I could have liked serving with a brassy baztard, like him.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 10:37 PM
he made good rum..........and then he died!!!

SkaryKoolAide Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 1154	Sat 09/20/08 10:38 PM
captain morgan?.....or his illigitmate(spelling?) cousin admiral nelson? 1st Viscount Admiral Horatio Nelson was quite a guy, according to history. He changed the tactics of naval warfare, and also had an affair with Lady Hamilton. I could have liked serving with a brassy baztard, like him. i had no idea....i now have a greater respect for him i was j sayin that cuz his sh*t is only like 7 bucks a fifth

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 10:38 PM
Gypsy...for the cost of a few hour's work, you can have real men change the oil and list ten other things they want you to pay for. Or...what about that security guard, who wants you to wave your eyelashes at him? Opportunity wears many faces.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 10:41 PM
Gypsy...for the cost of a few hour's work, you can have real men change the oil and list ten other things they want you to pay for. Or...what about that security guard, who wants you to wave your eyelashes at him? Opportunity wears many faces. ya ya yaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I know......but I never think of these things on my days off until its too late. My dad reminds me when my insurance is due.......I just get in car and drive..............like ALL CHICKS!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 10:42 PM
Oh and security guard guy???? Hmmmmmmm.........not really my type....i DONT think????? I dunnoooooooooooo........I swear I didnt wave at him!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 10:43 PM
though I do miss the miss america pageants..........miss canada...........where you get to wave like the queen???? omg where did I put my white gloves???

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 10:46 PM
ya ya yaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I know......but I never think of these things on my days off until its too late. My dad reminds me when my insurance is due.......I just get in car and drive..............like ALL CHICKS!!! Change your oil, air filter, and stuff. It's only an hour of work, at a Jiffy Lube. Is there a Jiffy Lube, nearby?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 10:47 PM
This magic moment.............

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 10:48 PM
ya ya yaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I know......but I never think of these things on my days off until its too late. My dad reminds me when my insurance is due.......I just get in car and drive..............like ALL CHICKS!!! Change your oil, air filter, and stuff. It's only an hour of work, at a Jiffy Lube. Is there a Jiffy Lube, nearby? yayayayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dad yes there is!!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 10:49 PM
though I do miss the miss america pageants..........miss canada...........where you get to wave like the queen???? omg where did I put my white gloves??? Hey! I know a place, where a dozen roses are reasonable. I'll send them, and then you put on your outfit and get pix. Post it up, and you're on the way to making a splash!!! Miss West Bank, BC!!!! Burgundy ribbon, or midnight blue, with gold lettering??

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 10:51 PM
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I already did the beauty pageant thing..........and won. Its such a bunch of crappola!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 10:52 PM
I could always use another tiara.......or crown.............I like to wear it while doing the dishes!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 10:54 PM
Oh. I didn't know that it was a bummer. Sorry.

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Sat 09/20/08 10:56 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 10:57 PM
Oh. I didn't know that it was a bummer. Sorry. what is a bummer????? I just think beauty contests are soooooooooooo much bs...........fake people, fake everything.......... I did tell you I was a great boob liar right???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 10:58 PM
hello mime!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 10:58 PM
hey, OC.

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Sat 09/20/08 10:59 PM
hello mime!!! hello gypsy

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Sat 09/20/08 10:59 PM
hey, OC. hey there cd whats up