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Topic: Black's BACK for President ...
Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:55 PM
think UPDATE ... **** MORE MORE MORE BREAKING NEWS **** think

We have 2 MORE additions to the cabinet seats ..

Our lineup is starstudded and Over the TOP!! :banana: :banana: drinks drinks drinks drinks :banana: :banana:

and now LILITH has accepted for H&HR too !!!! :banana:


Here's what we have so far:

President of the United States: FADE2BLACK

Vice President: DAN99

Attorney General: Mommyof1

Public Relations: Cherbear

Secretary of Defense: IAmMeWhoRU shades

Department of the Treasury: Bad_Girl

Secretary of Commerce: Pink_Lady

Director of Social Affairs and Procurement (Purchasing).. IndnPrn

Secretary of Homeland Security & PT Cabana Boy Auditioner - Lily shades

Secretary of Health & Human Services: Lilith

Department of Housing and Urban Development - Txmom

Court Jester - Lakeman rofl rofl rofl


INTERN: ASHLEY tongue2









BELOW IS UP FOR GRABS .. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE:

Secretary of State
Department of State (1789):
Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences.


Secretary of the Interior
Department of the Interior (1849):
Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife.

Secretary of Agriculture
Department of Agriculture (1862):
Ensures a safe, affordable, nutritious, and accessible food supply; cares for agriculture, forest, and range lands; supports the development of rural communities; and provides economic development for farmers and rural residents.


Secretary of Labor
Department of Labor (1913):
Oversees the interests of US workers by protecting workers' wages, health and safety employment and pension rights; promoting equal employment opportunity; and administering job training, unemployment insurance, and workers' compensation programs.


Secretary of Transportation
Department of Transportation (1966):
Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system.

Secretary of Energy
Department of Energy (1977):
Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies.

Secretary of Education
Department of Education (1979):
Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Department of Veterans Affairs (1988):
Acts as the principal advocate for veterans and their families ensuring that they receive medical care, benefits, social support, and lasting memorials recognizing their service.





mommyof1's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:56 PM




Found one for Ruth:

I think a great one for a kick-ass woman like Ruth would be:

Attorney General
Department of Justice (1870):
Enforces and defends the Federal laws of the United States by preventing and controlling crime, seeking just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and enforcing the Nation's immigration laws.


shades Geesh I mean I'M scared of her .......

scared scared scared



Yeah, Ruth would be good at that!





Thanks Mytee!


Judy, I'll TAKE it!!!

I got a list a mile or so long of people that need punished already!! pitchfork pitchfork



Ruth here are your responsibilities .. remember!

Rule with an iron hand smokin


Iron hand to go with my cast iron heart! shades smokin

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:56 PM

ok--it's been awhile that i really being in mingle--or--jsh--whichever-----but black's for the prez??--



I know .. I know *she says humbly*

It's hard to believe but I felt it my civic duty to serve ...............

God KNOWS we need it :tongue:

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:57 PM





Found one for Ruth:

I think a great one for a kick-ass woman like Ruth would be:

Attorney General
Department of Justice (1870):
Enforces and defends the Federal laws of the United States by preventing and controlling crime, seeking just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and enforcing the Nation's immigration laws.


shades Geesh I mean I'M scared of her .......

scared scared scared



Yeah, Ruth would be good at that!





Thanks Mytee!


Judy, I'll TAKE it!!!

I got a list a mile or so long of people that need punished already!! pitchfork pitchfork



Ruth here are your responsibilities .. remember!

Rule with an iron hand smokin


Iron hand to go with my cast iron heart! shades smokin



Sounds very painful if struck by it scared scared scared scared

lilith401's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:57 PM

I lived in CT .. I never heard the cabinet term in relation to a milkshake what shocked


Rhode Island, see Newport Creamery menus....

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:00 PM


I lived in CT .. I never heard the cabinet term in relation to a milkshake what shocked


Rhode Island, see Newport Creamery menus....




that is tooooooooooooo damned cool woman!!

so tell us what you are gonna do for the Health and Human Services Dept ..

did I get you that "job responsibilities" list yet? :tongue:

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:03 PM
Here ya go Lilith .. tell us how you will make this happen #1 pitchfork


Secretary of Health & Human Services
Department of Health and Human Services (1953):
Protects the health of all Americans and provides essential human services. The duties of the Department include conducting medical research, preventing the outbreak of diseases, assuring the safety of food and drugs; administering financial assistance for low income families; protecting against child and domestic abuse; and protecting against drug abuse.

cottonelle's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:04 PM
thats it, if you can run for president then i`m running for mod...lol

lilith401's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:10 PM
Well, the first thing I want to do is set up a stem cell research program and use materials from abortion clinics, which will be free. Why do we spend millions of dollars on welfare for children that aren't cared for? (Diid I mention I was liberal.... hahaha)

This will cut our healthcare costs tremendously and the stem cell research will balance the existing budget. I'd love for healthcare to be on a sliding scale fee so that all of us can pay what we can afford.

There will be separate drug treatment centers as part of the correctional system, once I can get that policy ironed out. Drug addicts and dealers need to get treatment as well as serve their sentence.

As well, I want to rev up the foster care and adoption programs and increase participation. Our youth need loving families and to be in homes with families, not group homes. I'd like to get people involved in sponsership of low income families as well, to provide respite care and mentoring. This would be a tax deduction for families who participated and would benefit everyone involved. It might actually remove some stigma from the haves and have nots and let the kids see everyone together as equal and not better. Just different.

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:14 PM

thats it, if you can run for president then i`m running for mod...lol



cool .. we like easy going mods ..

(((((((((( DO IT )))))))))))

shades

cottonelle's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:16 PM


thats it, if you can run for president then i`m running for mod...lol



cool .. we like easy going mods ..

(((((((((( DO IT )))))))))))

shades

yeah i could see it now...lol

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:16 PM

Well, the first thing I want to do is set up a stem cell research program and use materials from abortion clinics, which will be free. Why do we spend millions of dollars on welfare for children that aren't cared for? (Diid I mention I was liberal.... hahaha)

This will cut our healthcare costs tremendously and the stem cell research will balance the existing budget. I'd love for healthcare to be on a sliding scale fee so that all of us can pay what we can afford.

There will be separate drug treatment centers as part of the correctional system, once I can get that policy ironed out. Drug addicts and dealers need to get treatment as well as serve their sentence.

As well, I want to rev up the foster care and adoption programs and increase participation. Our youth need loving families and to be in homes with families, not group homes. I'd like to get people involved in sponsership of low income families as well, to provide respite care and mentoring. This would be a tax deduction for families who participated and would benefit everyone involved. It might actually remove some stigma from the haves and have nots and let the kids see everyone together as equal and not better. Just different.



Nice program Lilith. flowers I know you have experience in the under-privileged so this is why I thought you would like this.

Now,,,, did I mention I'm conservative bigsmile

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

totally for adoption .. in fact I think there would be less abortions if adoption was platformed as a viable option !!

drinker

no photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:17 PM
oh god--i'm not in it--whoo-thanx you--

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:17 PM



thats it, if you can run for president then i`m running for mod...lol



cool .. we like easy going mods ..

(((((((((( DO IT )))))))))))

shades

yeah i could see it now...lol



we're waiting .. *taps foot*

actually we might need you in our camp as the race tightens bigsmile

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:18 PM

oh god--i'm not in it--whoo-thanx you--



what aren't you in?

cottonelle's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:18 PM
i forgot how to make a thread so i guess i`m out...lol

lilith401's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:20 PM

Nice program Lilith. flowers I know you have experience in the under-privileged so this is why I thought you would like this.

Now,,,, did I mention I'm conservative bigsmile

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

totally for adoption .. in fact I think there would be less abortions if adoption was platformed as a viable option !!

drinker


I think it could be great if they were both pumped up as equally acceptable. In all honesty, if we offered incentive programs for unwed mothers who were on the fence to adopt that might be an excellent way to sway to that side of the fence. I think if the mom has used drugs though we should let her have the abortion posthaste, as well as rape victims.

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:21 PM

i forgot how to make a thread so i guess i`m out...lol



but you're in here .. I KNOW YOU :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


It's the SHEEP man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pitchfork

lilith401's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:21 PM

i forgot how to make a thread so i guess i`m out...lol


Go to forums and click on post new topic in the forum of your choice there guy. :tongue:

cottonelle's photo
Sat 09/06/08 04:22 PM


i forgot how to make a thread so i guess i`m out...lol


Go to forums and click on post new topic in the forum of your choice there guy. :tongue:

smartass...lol

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