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Official Court Jester news: The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, "Crook, come forward." Five of the prisoners entered the courtroom. lmao .. this is tooo cute .. good job jester |
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 UPDATE ... **** THE MOST CURRENT BREAKING NEWS **** Our prospective cabinet is definitely a campaign "SLAM DUNK"   Here's what we have so far: President of the United States: FADE2BLACK Vice President: DAN99 Secretary of Defense: IAmMeWhoRU  Department of the Treasury: Bad_Girl Attorney General: Mommyof1 Public Relations: Cherbear Secretary of Commerce: Pink_Lady Director of Social Affairs and Procurement (Purchasing).. IndnPrn Secretary of Homeland Security (& PT Cabana Boy Auditioner) - Lily Secretary of Health & Human Services: Lilith Department of Housing and Urban Development - Txmom Secretary of Agriculture - Myteemouse Secretary of Veteran Affairs - Akinyahalo Court Jester - Lakeman  WHITE HOUSE BARTENDER - Missy!! INTERN: ASHLEY  BELOW IS UP FOR GRABS (not many positions left) .. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE: Secretary of State Department of State (1789): Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences. Secretary of the Interior Department of the Interior (1849): Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife. Secretary of Labor Department of Labor (1913): Oversees the interests of US workers by protecting workers' wages, health and safety employment and pension rights; promoting equal employment opportunity; and administering job training, unemployment insurance, and workers' compensation programs. Secretary of Transportation Department of Transportation (1966): Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system. Secretary of Energy Department of Energy (1977): Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies. Secretary of Education Department of Education (1979): Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment. |
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Edited by
mommyof1
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Sun 09/07/08 08:11 AM
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As Attorney General, I am goin to make sure all of these policies are up to date and WELL inforced....listing them in case anyone doesn't know excatly what I do
What We Do Combat Terrorism Apprehend Most-Wanted and Other Fugitives Locate Missing Persons Manage Prisons and Inmates Uphold Civil Rights & Liberties Uphold Disability Rights Operate Task Forces Help Victims of Crime Foster Safe Communities Combat Gang Violence Prevent Youth Violence Halt Domestic Violence Investigate Fraud Fight Trafficking in Persons Promote Dispute Resolution Here's the link for anyone that wants to check it out http://www.usdoj.gov/index.html |
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I'd work on that 3rd one from the bottom first
 *ahem* ... if I were YOU that is .....
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already in Progess
some people just NEVER learn 
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New law. VP doesnt work on Sundays, and must laze about getting stoned all day.
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New law. VP doesnt work on Sundays, and must laze about getting stoned all day. hmmmmmmmmmmm you betta talk to our drug enforcement team about that one dude  LOL |
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already in Progess some people just NEVER learn some people just never get caught .. and others, *ahem* ................................. DO
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New law. VP doesnt work on Sundays, and must laze about getting stoned all day. hmmmmmmmmmmm you betta talk to our drug enforcement team about that one dude LOL True, they must have access to lots of drugs from seizures that i could use. |
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Hmmmmmmmmmm a different perspective for sure
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New law. VP doesnt work on Sundays, and must laze about getting stoned all day. hmmmmmmmmmmm you betta talk to our drug enforcement team about that one dude LOL Did I mention I head up the DEA as well 
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already in Progess some people just NEVER learn some people just never get caught .. and others, *ahem* ................................. DO I'm here to tell ya, those the didnt used to get caught WILL!!!!
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New law. VP doesnt work on Sundays, and must laze about getting stoned all day. hmmmmmmmmmmm you betta talk to our drug enforcement team about that one dude LOL Did I mention I head up the DEA as well Cool! Can you get me some shrooms? |
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New law. VP doesnt work on Sundays, and must laze about getting stoned all day. hmmmmmmmmmmm you betta talk to our drug enforcement team about that one dude LOL Did I mention I head up the DEA as well Cool! Can you get me some shrooms? I'll see what I can do
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*wink wink*
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*wink wink* Am I to think that my VP is buyin my DA ... WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I gonna have to take a Palin approach and clean house here ...
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Morning just checking on progress, HUD is taking today off. Gotta do the other job thing, see ya around.
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New law. VP doesnt work on Sundays, and must laze about getting stoned all day. Ooh, I might want to change who I work for.   
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Morning just checking on progress, HUD is taking today off. Gotta do the other job thing, see ya around. You go girl! |
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New law. VP doesnt work on Sundays, and must laze about getting stoned all day. Ooh, I might want to change who I work for. 
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