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Topic: Black's BACK for President ...
txmomof2's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:22 PM




Cna I have a job on the campaign trail?




We would love to have you Lee flowers


What strikes your fancy from the list above or some new and hot department like Joy has ...



I think I'll take the department of housing



You got it girl .. takes one more position down from the list

so tell me why housing?


because that is a big issue these days. there are way to many homeless people. and i'm not talking about those that loose it because of stupidity. i'm talking anout those that can't afford to live anywhere and so on.

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:25 PM
UPDATE ... **** BREAKING NEWS ****

We have an addition to the cabinet seats ..


Here's what we have so far:

President of the United States: FADE2BLACK

Vice President: DAN99

Public Relations: Cherbear

Secretary of Defense: IAmMeWhoRU

Department of the Treasury: Bad_Girl

Secretary of Commerce: Pink_Lady

Director of Social Affairs and Procurement (Purchasing).. IndnPrn

Secretary of Homeland Security & PT Cabana Boy Auditioner - Lily

Nominated Secretary of Health & Human Services: Lilith

Department of Housing and Urban Development - Txmom


INTERN: ASHLEY









BELOW IS UP FOR GRABS .. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE:

Secretary of State
Department of State (1789):
Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences.


Attorney General
Department of Justice (1870):
Enforces and defends the Federal laws of the United States by preventing and controlling crime, seeking just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and enforcing the Nation's immigration laws.

Secretary of the Interior
Department of the Interior (1849):
Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife.

Secretary of Agriculture
Department of Agriculture (1862):
Ensures a safe, affordable, nutritious, and accessible food supply; cares for agriculture, forest, and range lands; supports the development of rural communities; and provides economic development for farmers and rural residents.


Secretary of Labor
Department of Labor (1913):
Oversees the interests of US workers by protecting workers' wages, health and safety employment and pension rights; promoting equal employment opportunity; and administering job training, unemployment insurance, and workers' compensation programs.


Secretary of Transportation
Department of Transportation (1966):
Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system.

Secretary of Energy
Department of Energy (1977):
Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies.

Secretary of Education
Department of Education (1979):
Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Department of Veterans Affairs (1988):
Acts as the principal advocate for veterans and their families ensuring that they receive medical care, benefits, social support, and lasting memorials recognizing their service.




Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:26 PM





Cna I have a job on the campaign trail?




We would love to have you Lee flowers


What strikes your fancy from the list above or some new and hot department like Joy has ...



I think I'll take the department of housing



You got it girl .. takes one more position down from the list

so tell me why housing?


because that is a big issue these days. there are way to many homeless people. and i'm not talking about those that loose it because of stupidity. i'm talking anout those that can't afford to live anywhere and so on.



I agree .. and we thank you for serving your country ..

here are your job responsibilities ..

Department of Housing and Urban Development Seal Secretary of Housing & Development
Department of Housing and Urban Development (1965):
Aims to create a decent, safe, and sanitary home and living environment for every American. It is responsible for home ownership programs, providing housing assistance for low income persons, helping the homeless, and promoting growth and development in distressed neighborhoods.

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:27 PM

I want the job as Court Jester...People just get too serious now days...lol




Hey hey Lakeman ..

You got it .. I love it!!

Now ............ *pulls up chair to listen and laugh*

Tell us a joke :banana:

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:28 PM






Cna I have a job on the campaign trail?

Go to this topic and post the job you want:
http://mingle2.com/topic/show/160670flowerforyou



You're done loser ... I'm gonna have to call Homeland Security on you .... (((((((((( LILY!!!!!!!!!!!! ))))))))))


pitchfork

Cool Lily is going to come to my house.blushing



Deb and I just talked about this campaign on the phone. WE agreed to stay outta each other's territories UNLESS we were there to support each other ..

so ya ..

*tapping foot and waiting at the door*

Can you make sure she wears her policewoman uniform ?



uhhhhhhhhhhhh I am waiting at MY door to let YOU out ..

Not bringin anyone for role playing here

mommyof1's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:31 PM


Found one for Ruth:

I think a great one for a kick-ass woman like Ruth would be:

Attorney General
Department of Justice (1870):
Enforces and defends the Federal laws of the United States by preventing and controlling crime, seeking just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and enforcing the Nation's immigration laws.


shades Geesh I mean I'M scared of her .......

scared scared scared



Yeah, Ruth would be good at that!





Thanks Mytee!


Judy, I'll TAKE it!!!

I got a list a mile or so long of people that need punished already!! pitchfork pitchfork

Lakeman's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:32 PM
Ok....How can you tell if our new president is a red neck???

The first day in office they will have to jack-up the White House and take off the wheels!!!

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:35 PM



Found one for Ruth:

I think a great one for a kick-ass woman like Ruth would be:

Attorney General
Department of Justice (1870):
Enforces and defends the Federal laws of the United States by preventing and controlling crime, seeking just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and enforcing the Nation's immigration laws.


shades Geesh I mean I'M scared of her .......

scared scared scared



Yeah, Ruth would be good at that!





Thanks Mytee!


Judy, I'll TAKE it!!!

I got a list a mile or so long of people that need punished already!! pitchfork pitchfork



whooo hooo .. i KNEW you'd like it !!!!pitchfork

mommyof1's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:38 PM
you know me to well! :wink:

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:38 PM
think UPDATE ... **** BREAKING NEWS **** think

We have 2 MORE additions to the cabinet seats ..

Our lineup is starstudded and Over the TOP!! :banana: :banana: drinks drinks drinks drinks :banana: :banana:


Here's what we have so far:

President of the United States: FADE2BLACK

Vice President: DAN99

Attorney General: Mommyof1

Public Relations: Cherbear

Secretary of Defense: IAmMeWhoRU shades

Department of the Treasury: Bad_Girl

Secretary of Commerce: Pink_Lady

Director of Social Affairs and Procurement (Purchasing).. IndnPrn

Secretary of Homeland Security & PT Cabana Boy Auditioner - Lily shades

Nominated Secretary of Health & Human Services: Lilith

Department of Housing and Urban Development - Txmom

Court Jester - Lakeman rofl rofl rofl


INTERN: ASHLEY tongue2









BELOW IS UP FOR GRABS .. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE:

Secretary of State
Department of State (1789):
Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences.


Secretary of the Interior
Department of the Interior (1849):
Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife.

Secretary of Agriculture
Department of Agriculture (1862):
Ensures a safe, affordable, nutritious, and accessible food supply; cares for agriculture, forest, and range lands; supports the development of rural communities; and provides economic development for farmers and rural residents.


Secretary of Labor
Department of Labor (1913):
Oversees the interests of US workers by protecting workers' wages, health and safety employment and pension rights; promoting equal employment opportunity; and administering job training, unemployment insurance, and workers' compensation programs.


Secretary of Transportation
Department of Transportation (1966):
Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system.

Secretary of Energy
Department of Energy (1977):
Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies.

Secretary of Education
Department of Education (1979):
Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Department of Veterans Affairs (1988):
Acts as the principal advocate for veterans and their families ensuring that they receive medical care, benefits, social support, and lasting memorials recognizing their service.




Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:39 PM

Ok....How can you tell if our new president is a red neck???

The first day in office they will have to jack-up the White House and take off the wheels!!!


surprised shocked



rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:40 PM



Found one for Ruth:

I think a great one for a kick-ass woman like Ruth would be:

Attorney General
Department of Justice (1870):
Enforces and defends the Federal laws of the United States by preventing and controlling crime, seeking just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and enforcing the Nation's immigration laws.


shades Geesh I mean I'M scared of her .......

scared scared scared



Yeah, Ruth would be good at that!





Thanks Mytee!


Judy, I'll TAKE it!!!

I got a list a mile or so long of people that need punished already!! pitchfork pitchfork



Ruth here are your responsibilities .. remember!

Rule with an iron hand smokin

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:41 PM

you know me to well! :wink:



I do bigsmile drinks

txmomof2's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:42 PM






Cna I have a job on the campaign trail?




We would love to have you Lee flowers


What strikes your fancy from the list above or some new and hot department like Joy has ...



I think I'll take the department of housing



You got it girl .. takes one more position down from the list

so tell me why housing?


because that is a big issue these days. there are way to many homeless people. and i'm not talking about those that loose it because of stupidity. i'm talking anout those that can't afford to live anywhere and so on.



I agree .. and we thank you for serving your country ..

here are your job responsibilities ..

Department of Housing and Urban Development Seal Secretary of Housing & Development
Department of Housing and Urban Development (1965):
Aims to create a decent, safe, and sanitary home and living environment for every American. It is responsible for home ownership programs, providing housing assistance for low income persons, helping the homeless, and promoting growth and development in distressed neighborhoods.



i am proud to serve my country

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:49 PM
smokin We are JUST as proud to have you ...love

:heart: I love this ..:heart:

A true grassroots movement - each person serving in what they are passionate about .. which means they will love their jobs and not be b*tchin to me or to Dan all the time pitchfork



:banana: :banana: drinks drinks :banana: :banana: drinks

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:50 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

lilith401's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:52 PM
Ohhhh a cabinet position. I accept my nomination for Secretary of Health & Human Services. Now in RI, cabinets are also very thick, luscious milkshakes that are often so think you can't pour them. Do I get those every Friday afternoon and each day of PMS, to keep me sane, ya know????

no photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:52 PM
ok--it's been awhile that i really being in mingle--or--jsh--whichever-----but black's for the prez??--

Fade2Black's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:53 PM

Ohhhh a cabinet position. I accept my nomination for Secretary of Health & Human Services. Now in RI, cabinets are also very thick, luscious milkshakes that are often so think you can't pour them. Do I get those every Friday afternoon and each day of PMS, to keep me sane, ya know????



You got it girlfriend .. let me change out my list one more time

This is so exciting!!!! We have so many positions filled !!!

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

I lived in CT .. I never heard the cabinet term in relation to a milkshake what shocked

mommyof1's photo
Sat 09/06/08 03:55 PM

smokin We are JUST as proud to have you ...love

:heart: I love this ..:heart:

A true grassroots movement - each person serving in what they are passionate about .. which means they will love their jobs and not be b*tchin to me or to Dan all the time pitchfork



:banana: :banana: drinks drinks :banana: :banana: drinks




Ohhh I wouldnt count on that there Judy... i'm gonna ***** anyway :banana: :banana: :banana: just cuz I can!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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