Get outta town woman!! How cool is that eh? ha ha

so you get to watch over all the waters too ... good thing since we have a big body of it between you and us ..

OMG .. what a great idea! I'll put you in .. hold on

So wats my roles?!

LOL!

Secretary of Homeland Security
Department of Homeland Security (2003):
Works to prevent terrorist attacks within the United States, reduce America's vulnerability to terrorism, and minimize the damage from potential attacks and natural disasters

Ok.... pick me pick me... myabe then I won't spend 2 hours in customs anymore....

You watch over all the comings and goings of ships and merchants ..

hold on I'll get your definitions

SOLD to the highest bidder .. YOU GO GIRL!!!

Here ya go little missy:

Secretary of Commerce
Department of Commerce (1903):
Promotes economic, business, and job opportunities for all Americans. It is responsible for all copyrights, patents, and trademarks. It also plays a major role in Federal government matters related to oceans, weather, and technology.

Alright, sorry for the delay.
I was starving.


I'm here now.

Interns are always hungry. Raw hunger. For food, power, money, status, learning curve and *ahem* other things

Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner - Pink_Lady has accepted ..


Bob ..... tell her what she's won:



Here's what we have so far:

President of the United States: FADE2BLACK

Vice President: DAN99

Public Relations: Cherbear

Secretary of Defense: IAmMeWhoRU

Department of the Treasury: Bad_Girl

Secretary of Commerce: Pink_Lady



Nominated Secretary of Health & Human Services: Lilith

Cabana Boy Auditioner: Lily

INTERN: ASHLEY










BELOW IS UP FOR GRABS .. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE:

Secretary of State
Department of State (1789):
Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences.


Attorney General
Department of Justice (1870):
Enforces and defends the Federal laws of the United States by preventing and controlling crime, seeking just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and enforcing the Nation's immigration laws.

Secretary of the Interior
Department of the Interior (1849):
Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife.

Secretary of Agriculture
Department of Agriculture (1862):
Ensures a safe, affordable, nutritious, and accessible food supply; cares for agriculture, forest, and range lands; supports the development of rural communities; and provides economic development for farmers and rural residents.


Secretary of Labor
Department of Labor (1913):
Oversees the interests of US workers by protecting workers' wages, health and safety employment and pension rights; promoting equal employment opportunity; and administering job training, unemployment insurance, and workers' compensation programs.


Department of Housing and Urban Development Seal Secretary of Housing & Development
Department of Housing and Urban Development (1965):
Aims to create a decent, safe, and sanitary home and living environment for every American. It is responsible for home ownership programs, providing housing assistance for low income persons, helping the homeless, and promoting growth and development in distressed neighborhoods.

Secretary of Transportation
Department of Transportation (1966):
Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system.

Secretary of Energy
Department of Energy (1977):
Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies.

Secretary of Education
Department of Education (1979):
Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Department of Veterans Affairs (1988):
Acts as the principal advocate for veterans and their families ensuring that they receive medical care, benefits, social support, and lasting memorials recognizing their service.

Secretary of Homeland Security
Department of Homeland Security (2003):
Works to prevent terrorist attacks within the United States, reduce America's vulnerability to terrorism, and minimize the damage from potential attacks and natural disasters.

Edited by Fade2Black on Sat 09/06/08 11:18 AM

Found one for Ruth:

I think a great one for a kick-ass woman like Ruth would be:

Attorney General
Department of Justice (1870):
Enforces and defends the Federal laws of the United States by preventing and controlling crime, seeking just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and enforcing the Nation's immigration laws.


Geesh I mean I'M scared of her .......

Nah, this time I was hungry for food.

That's what I said

Oh, I knew that.

So what are my internal duties?

Learn from all of us amazing leaders ...

take a look at the list I have for assigned cabinet members - we can assign you to one of them for grunt work ..

who ya wanna work for?

Secretary of State
Department of State (1789):
Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences.

sounds like my new part-time job became available

Ermmmm....

You or Merle.

Okay .. so now you are Dept of Defense AND Secretary of State?


Can you handle all this responsibility. We don't want you lettin us down now ..

How bout we share you?

I'll give you responsibilities first. Find more men for our other positions still available., but leave out the Sec of State. Looks like we have a winner ..

Alright, more guys ... got it.