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Edited by
Fade2Black
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 UPDATE ... **** MORE MORE MORE BREAKING NEWS **** We have 2 MORE additions to the cabinet seats .. Our lineup is starstudded and Over the TOP!!   and now LILITH has accepted for H&HR too !!!! Here's what we have so far: President of the United States: FADE2BLACK Vice President: DAN99 Attorney General: Mommyof1 Public Relations: Cherbear Secretary of Defense: IAmMeWhoRU  Department of the Treasury: Bad_Girl Secretary of Commerce: Pink_Lady Director of Social Affairs and Procurement (Purchasing).. IndnPrn Secretary of Homeland Security & PT Cabana Boy Auditioner - Lily Secretary of Health & Human Services: Lilith Department of Housing and Urban Development - Txmom Secretary of Veteran Affairs - Akinyhalo Court Jester - Lakeman  WHITE HOUSE BARTENDER - Missy!! INTERN: ASHLEY  BELOW IS UP FOR GRABS .. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE: Secretary of State Department of State (1789): Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences. Secretary of the Interior Department of the Interior (1849): Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife. Secretary of Agriculture Department of Agriculture (1862): Ensures a safe, affordable, nutritious, and accessible food supply; cares for agriculture, forest, and range lands; supports the development of rural communities; and provides economic development for farmers and rural residents. Secretary of Labor Department of Labor (1913): Oversees the interests of US workers by protecting workers' wages, health and safety employment and pension rights; promoting equal employment opportunity; and administering job training, unemployment insurance, and workers' compensation programs. Secretary of Transportation Department of Transportation (1966): Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system. Secretary of Energy Department of Energy (1977): Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies. Secretary of Education Department of Education (1979): Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment. |
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dang it all sec of defense is already taken thats the best job for me The Marine you can do sec for veteran affairs .. or secretary of state .. that's awesome too |
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dang it all sec of defense is already taken thats the best job for me The Marine you can do sec for veteran affairs .. or secretary of state .. that's awesome too I think you are too .. but Donnie got here ahead of you ... And ya .. who better to stand in the gap for veteran's benefits than a soldier eh? so Veteran's Benefits it is!
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dang it all sec of defense is already taken thats the best job for me The Marine you can do sec for veteran affairs .. or secretary of state .. that's awesome too I think you are too .. but Donnie got here ahead of you ... And ya .. who better to stand in the gap for veteran's benefits than a soldier eh? so Veteran's Benefits it is!
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dang it all sec of defense is already taken thats the best job for me The Marine you can do sec for veteran affairs .. or secretary of state .. that's awesome too here's your job description Secretary of Veterans Affairs Department of Veterans Affairs (1988): Acts as the principal advocate for veterans and their families ensuring that they receive medical care, benefits, social support, and lasting memorials recognizing their service. |
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dang it all sec of defense is already taken thats the best job for me The Marine you can do sec for veteran affairs .. or secretary of state .. that's awesome too I think you are too .. but Donnie got here ahead of you ... And ya .. who better to stand in the gap for veteran's benefits than a soldier eh? so Veteran's Benefits it is! |
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Edited by
myteemouse
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Sat 09/06/08 05:32 PM
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UPDATE ... **** MORE MORE MORE BREAKING NEWS **** We have 2 MORE additions to the cabinet seats .. Our lineup is starstudded and Over the TOP!! and now LILITH has accepted for H&HR too !!!! Here's what we have so far: President of the United States: FADE2BLACK Vice President: DAN99 Attorney General: Mommyof1 Public Relations: Cherbear Secretary of Defense: IAmMeWhoRU Department of the Treasury: Bad_Girl Secretary of Commerce: Pink_Lady Director of Social Affairs and Procurement (Purchasing).. IndnPrn Secretary of Homeland Security & PT Cabana Boy Auditioner - Lily Secretary of Health & Human Services: Lilith Department of Housing and Urban Development - Txmom Secretary of Veteran Affairs - Akinyhalo Court Jester - Lakeman WHITE HOUSE BARTENDER - Missy!! INTERN: ASHLEY BELOW IS UP FOR GRABS .. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE: Secretary of State Department of State (1789): Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences. Secretary of the Interior Department of the Interior (1849): Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife. Secretary of Agriculture Department of Agriculture (1862): Ensures a safe, affordable, nutritious, and accessible food supply; cares for agriculture, forest, and range lands; supports the development of rural communities; and provides economic development for farmers and rural residents. Secretary of Labor Department of Labor (1913): Oversees the interests of US workers by protecting workers' wages, health and safety employment and pension rights; promoting equal employment opportunity; and administering job training, unemployment insurance, and workers' compensation programs. Secretary of Transportation Department of Transportation (1966): Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system. Secretary of Energy Department of Energy (1977): Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies. Secretary of Education Department of Education (1979): Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment. My husband and I had our own ag business* for ages, which means I know a lot of crap about agriculture (yuck yuck). Plus I love our environment and want to see it preserved and protected. But the fact that I'm a crap expert is definitely my best qualification! *Fertilizers and such. Oh yeah...plus I've lived in about umpteen podunk rural towns, so I speak the language and know the needs first-hand. |
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Edited by
Lakeman
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Sat 09/06/08 05:36 PM
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Official Court Jester news:
The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, "Crook, come forward." Five of the prisoners entered the courtroom. |
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As my first order of business I'm gonna work on a housing plan for single parents
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UPDATE ... **** MORE MORE MORE BREAKING NEWS **** We have 2 MORE additions to the cabinet seats .. Our lineup is starstudded and Over the TOP!! and now LILITH has accepted for H&HR too !!!! Here's what we have so far: President of the United States: FADE2BLACK Vice President: DAN99 Attorney General: Mommyof1 Public Relations: Cherbear Secretary of Defense: IAmMeWhoRU Department of the Treasury: Bad_Girl Secretary of Commerce: Pink_Lady Director of Social Affairs and Procurement (Purchasing).. IndnPrn Secretary of Homeland Security & PT Cabana Boy Auditioner - Lily Secretary of Health & Human Services: Lilith Department of Housing and Urban Development - Txmom Secretary of Veteran Affairs - Akinyhalo Court Jester - Lakeman WHITE HOUSE BARTENDER - Missy!! INTERN: ASHLEY BELOW IS UP FOR GRABS .. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE: Secretary of State Department of State (1789): Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences. Secretary of the Interior Department of the Interior (1849): Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife. Secretary of Agriculture Department of Agriculture (1862): Ensures a safe, affordable, nutritious, and accessible food supply; cares for agriculture, forest, and range lands; supports the development of rural communities; and provides economic development for farmers and rural residents. Secretary of Labor Department of Labor (1913): Oversees the interests of US workers by protecting workers' wages, health and safety employment and pension rights; promoting equal employment opportunity; and administering job training, unemployment insurance, and workers' compensation programs. Secretary of Transportation Department of Transportation (1966): Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system. Secretary of Energy Department of Energy (1977): Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies. Secretary of Education Department of Education (1979): Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment. My husband and I had our own ag business* for ages, which means I know a lot of crap about agriculture (yuck yuck). Plus I love our environment and want to see it preserved and protected. But the fact that I'm a crap expert is definitely my best qualification! *Fertilizers and such. Oh yeah...plus I've lived in about umpteen podunk rural towns, so I speak the language and know the needs first-hand. Secretary of Agriculture it is! 
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As my first order of business I'm gonna work on a housing plan for single parents Ruth will love you forever ...
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UPDATE ... **** MOST CURRENT BREAKING NEWS **** We have another addition to the cabinet seats .. Our lineup is starstudded and over the TOP!! and now MightyMouse is heading up Agriculture !!!! Here's what we have so far: President of the United States: FADE2BLACK Vice President: DAN99 Attorney General: Mommyof1 Public Relations: Cherbear Secretary of Defense: IAmMeWhoRU Department of the Treasury: Bad_Girl Secretary of Commerce: Pink_Lady Director of Social Affairs and Procurement (Purchasing).. IndnPrn Secretary of Homeland Security & PT Cabana Boy Auditioner - Lily Secretary of Health & Human Services: Lilith Department of Housing and Urban Development - Txmom Secretary of Agriculture - Myteemouse Secretary of Veteran Affairs - Akinyhalo Court Jester - Lakeman WHITE HOUSE BARTENDER - Missy!! INTERN: ASHLEY BELOW IS UP FOR GRABS .. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE: Secretary of State Department of State (1789): Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences. Secretary of the Interior Department of the Interior (1849): Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife. Secretary of Labor Department of Labor (1913): Oversees the interests of US workers by protecting workers' wages, health and safety employment and pension rights; promoting equal employment opportunity; and administering job training, unemployment insurance, and workers' compensation programs. Secretary of Transportation Department of Transportation (1966): Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system. Secretary of Energy Department of Energy (1977): Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies. Secretary of Education Department of Education (1979): Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment. |
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Sharon your new duties:
Secretary of Agriculture Department of Agriculture (1862): Ensures a safe, affordable, nutritious, and accessible food supply; cares for agriculture, forest, and range lands; supports the development of rural communities; and provides economic development for farmers and rural residents. Hit the hay running will ya? 
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As my first order of business I'm gonna work on a housing plan for single parents Ruth will love you forever ... hell i would love me forever |
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I need a drink
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i got one
and the bartender is nowhere to be found |
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 wanna start the first white house love affair?
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oops...ya got a Bill in your mouth like you were Monica Lewinski
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