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Wear my shoes. One too many times I've had women say one thing then change their mind after the fact. I've had one too many "I want you for sex. I want you to f*ck me hard baby. That's all I want is for you to do me!" Then in the morning I get "Whether you like it or not we are in a relationship and you are my man!" Dumb crunt- that is not what you said last night! Or how about the "I just want you for sex and that's all." Then in the morning I get a "Now gimme a ride home cuz my husbands waiting for me." Yeah lil I got trust issues. Can you blame me? My last date 2 years ago was a disaster of epic proportions. Dinner date. Nice time. Dropped her off at her front door, peck on the cheek. Afterwards she stalked me and tried to burn my house down- caught on neighbors surveillance camera. Come to find out she legally changed her name and moved from another town to mine trying to hide from her past convictions of stalking and criminal damage to property. Yeah jaded- that's me.
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Wear my shoes. One too many times I've had women say one thing then change their mind after the fact. I've had one too many "I want you for sex. I want you to f*ck me hard baby. That's all I want is for you to do me!" Then in the morning I get "Whether you like it or not we are in a relationship and you are my man!" Dumb crunt- that is not what you said last night! Or how about the "I just want you for sex and that's all." Then in the morning I get a "Now gimme a ride home cuz my husbands waiting for me." Yeah lil I got trust issues. Can you blame me? My last date 2 years ago was a disaster of epic proportions. Dinner date. Nice time. Dropped her off at her front door, peck on the cheek. Afterwards she stalked me and tried to burn my house down- caught on neighbors surveillance camera. Come to find out she legally changed her name and moved from another town to mine trying to hide from her past convictions of stalking and criminal damage to property. Yeah jaded- that's me. hey i understand trust issues, my last substantial bf was a compulsive liar a good one too, faked Navy documents to "prove" he was a seal...did some research and found out he was in for 6 months and went AWOL and let go on a general discharge....Narcissitic Boarderline personality disorder found that out after he broke into my house with my daughter in the next room... He will be released jan of 09....I'm aware of trust issues..... People in general SUCK. It's not gender specific either... that guys ex wife knew all about him (why they divorced) but let his kids stay if I was there cuz she trusted me..yet neglected to tell me any of this until after he did that. |
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So please tell me ahead of time what you want before I screw you because I'm tired of guessing and I'm tired of you women getting mad because #1: I refuse to screw you. #2: because I screw you. #3: because I screwed you and you changed your mind after the fact on what you expect of me and from me. #4: I screw you and you are undecided about being screwed while being screwed. #5: you are screwy before, during, and after being screwed.
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So please tell me ahead of time what you want before I screw you because I'm tired of guessing and I'm tired of you women getting mad because #1: I refuse to screw you. #2: because I screw you. #3: because I screwed you and you changed your mind after the fact on what you expect of me and from me. #4: I screw you and you are undecided about being screwed while being screwed. #5: you are screwy before, during, and after being screwed. AMEN, and again, that's not gender specific.... |
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Wed 08/27/08 08:25 PM
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Over dinner tonight discussing relationships with another female we came to the conclusion that MOST men IN OUR OPINION don't listen to what we say but rather hear what they want to.
example. She says: I missed you today.
He hears: I want to make babbies with you and marry you tomorrow. My response when told that....I missed you too. She says: Let's take things slow.
He hears: I'm going to say whatever you need to hear so that I can get you into a relationship. My response....Good she says: This is purely physical
He hears: I don't want you to see anyone else only me. My response...No clue since I have never been told that....lol |
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I can't believe I finally posted a manifesto declaration on screwing. I feel better. Ahhhhh! Now maybe I won't have to keep looking in the paper everyweek for the headline "WHOLE POPULATION ESCAPES FROM WOMENS PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL! COMPLETE ROSTER OF PATIENTS AT LARGE!"
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I can't believe I finally posted a manifesto declaration on screwing. I feel better. Ahhhhh! Now maybe I won't have to keep looking in the paper everyweek for the headline "WHOLE POPULATION ESCAPES FROM WOMENS PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL! COMPLETE ROSTER OF PATIENTS AT LARGE!" Dude....do you seriously think they would actually REPORT that??? lmao |
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Great thread lily.
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I can't believe I finally posted a manifesto declaration on screwing. I feel better. Ahhhhh! Now maybe I won't have to keep looking in the paper everyweek for the headline "WHOLE POPULATION ESCAPES FROM WOMENS PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL! COMPLETE ROSTER OF PATIENTS AT LARGE!" Dude....do you seriously think they would actually REPORT that??? lmao |
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I can't believe I finally posted a manifesto declaration on screwing. I feel better. Ahhhhh! Now maybe I won't have to keep looking in the paper everyweek for the headline "WHOLE POPULATION ESCAPES FROM WOMENS PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL! COMPLETE ROSTER OF PATIENTS AT LARGE!" Dude....do you seriously think they would actually REPORT that??? lmao Well...no one actually lives in Iowa anyway so I guess they figured " what's the worst that could happen ". England...well....need I actually say anything more??? lol |
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Great thread lily. and look we disagreed and still remained civil.... We're growing up fast... JSH parents should be proud... I've been grounded about 15 times how many times have you been grounded? |
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Over dinner tonight discussing relationships with another female we came to the conclusion that MOST men IN OUR OPINION don't listen to what we say but rather hear what they want to. example. She says: I missed you today. He hears: I want to make babbies with you and marry you tomorrow. She says: Let's take things slow. He hears: I'm going to say whatever you need to hear so that I can get you into a relationship. she says: This is purely physical He hears: I don't want you to see anyone else only me. These of course are emotionally unavailable men... like we didn't see that one... yet they are still acting as if we care.... 
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Sorry, wasen't listening.
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Edited by
JaceKnows
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Wed 08/27/08 09:40 PM
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She said: "You look handsome today."
He heard: "I just bought something really expensive." She said: "Was it good for you?" He heard: "Cause I hope someone had fun." She said: "We need to talk." He heard: "You need a lawyer." She said: "You were snoring again last night." He heard: "Do you have to breathe?" She said: "Will you go clothes shopping with me?" He heard: "Can I pull your fingernails off with pliers?" She said: "Do you mind not watching baseball?" He heard: "Do you mind if I chop off your balls?" |
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She said: "You look handsome today." He heard: "I just bought something really expensive." She said: "Was it good for you?" He heard: "Cause I hope someone had fun." She said: "We need to talk." He heard: "You need a lawyer." She said: "You were snoring again last night." He heard: "Do you have to breathe?" She said: "Will go clothes shopping with me?" He heard: "Can I pull your fingernails off with pliers?" She said: "Do you mind not watching baseball?" He heard: "Do you mind if I chop off your balls?" 
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Edited by
noblenan
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Wed 08/27/08 09:53 PM
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are you saying that women never say what they mean? No disrespect meant to you, but men don't believe us when we say what we mean. We say "I want to be friends, date, and have fun." Men hear "I'm going to jump your bones in 10 minutes. Get ready!" What's a girl to do? 
IMO 
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She said: "You look handsome today." He heard: "I just bought something really expensive." She said: "Was it good for you?" He heard: "Cause I hope someone had fun." She said: "We need to talk." He heard: "You need a lawyer." She said: "You were snoring again last night." He heard: "Do you have to breathe?" She said: "Will go clothes shopping with me?" He heard: "Can I pull your fingernails off with pliers?" She said: "Do you mind not watching baseball?" He heard: "Do you mind if I chop off your balls?"
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you go girl are you saying that women never say what they mean? No disrespect meant to you, but men don't believe us when we say what we mean. We say "I want to be friends, date, and have fun." Men hear "I'm going to jump your bones in 10 minutes. Get ready!" What's a girl to do?
IMO
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I so resemble that.
I am so honest and forthright, and mean exactly what I say. I am often misinterpreted. Why? Not sure. I couldn't be more forthright. I recently told a guy that I really enjoyed spending time with him. I said that I found him attractive, and wanted to get to know him better. I even said, don't read into that, it is what it is. It means only what I said. The result? Repeated "let's go slow" conversations. Finally, I said that I was tired of his issues and problems being taken out on me. |
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It's funny that all the women agree yet all the men put up a fight about it....
I shall deem them "man ears" Man ears hear what their last girlfriend said and did, man ears are so busy protecting their delicate egos they destroy good things in fear of them, man ears care only for what suits them for the moment... Every man has man ears, REAL men listen with their regular ears, and sometimes even their heart. I'll never forget the man ears that were told that we were friends and then proceeded to tell everyone else we were a couple..... there's that end of the spectrum also. |
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