Man Ears examples:

W:I want to have adventerous sex tonight.
M: She is into bondage!!!!

W: You look hot today.
M: You'd look good in wedding photos.

W: We can take it slow, no problem. I agree.
M: Sends e-mail saying "I miss you" three hours later.

W: Heading to restroom...Can you grab my purse for me?
M: She's on the rag and I'm not getting any.

W: How was your day?
M: Long, hard. Goes on ad nauseum about his family issues and says he is tired and acts as though you've kept him on the phone. You bring up your bad day and he replies, things will get better. Gotta go.

WE DON'T LIKE HIM.... We like the new guy, no matter what his issue is.....

But I want to make hooker jokes. I think that is funny. Wouldn't you? If your name was Cherry or Strawberry could you take it?

I take em now and my name is not Cherry or Strawberry....

Got a missing thread here....

Anyhoo... I'm not going to hell because apparently I was not naughty. I was, um, shockingly blunt and more "freaky" than advertised....

I swear I'm not. I'm just communicative.

Oh you mean honest? Ya, they don't like when an intelligent woman is honest... It scares them and hurts their delicate ego... the ones who listen with man ears that is.

My roll has taken a twist. Need Hot Cross Buns, maybe?

See you are kinky....

Oh yes, I agree with that. I'm not scary freaky deaky though.

I had such high hopes for you...

I have a book you can borrow... It's called "Come Hither, a common sense guide to kinky sex" by Gloria Brame....

the evil monkey is doing "hear no evil" singing lalalalalala....

A smart man would use all of his senses...

He is blocking all ears.... silly man!

This thread reminds me of the Great Henry Rollins song...

you think you're gonna to live your life alone
in darkness
and seclusion
yeah I know
you've been out there
tried to mix with those animals
and it just left you full of humiliated confusion
so you stagger back home
and wait for nothing
but the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto the street
and now you're desperate
and in need of human contact
and then
you meet me
and you whole world changes
because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear
so you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
and you trust me completely
I'm perfect
in every way
cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside
you feel so lucky
but your ego obscures reality
and you never bother to wonder why
things are going so well
you wanna know why?
cause I'm a liar
yeah I'm a liar
I'll tear your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me
I'll turn you into me
cause I'm a liar, a liar
a liar, a liar

I'll hide behind a smile
and understanding eyes
and I'll tell you things that you already know
so you can say
I really identify with you, so much
and all the time that you're needing me
is just the time that I'm bleeding you
don't you get it yet?
I'll come to you like an affliction
and I'll leave you like an addiction
you'll never forget me
you wanna know why?
cause I'm a liar
yeah I'm a liar
I'll rip your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me
I'll turn you into me
cause I'm a liar, a liar
liar, liar, liar, liar

I don't know why I feel the need to lie
and cause you so much pain
maybe it's something inside
maybe it's something I can't explain
cause all I do
is mess you up and lie to you
I'm a liar
oh, I am a liar

if you'll give me one more chance
I swear that I will never lie to you again
because now I see the destructive power of a lie
they're stronger than truth
I can't believe I ever hurt you
I swear
I will never to you lie again, please
just give me one more chance
I will never lie to you again
I swear
that I will never tell a lie
I will never tell a lie
no, no
ha ha ha ha ha hah haa haa haa haaa
sucker
sucker!
oh, sucker
I am a liar
yeah, I am a liar
yeah I like it
I feel good
ohh I am a liar
yeah
I lie
I lie
I lie
oh, I lie
oh I lie
I lie
yeah
ohhh I'm a liar
I lie
yeah
I like it
I feel good
I'll lie again
and again
I'll lie again and again
and I'll keep lying
I promise

Hmmmmmm.

One could get the distinct impression that some women have a rather low opinion of men by reading this thread.

I would say you need to date a better class of men. Just sayin.

I can see the difference in "man ears" and a REAL man... I'm complaining about the ones with "man ears" who play like real men...

Hi sugar, glad to see you back..

Ahhhh....... Ok then. Back to my last comment then, date a better class of men. Nice to see you again too hot stuff.

Sorry doll, I dont know any in your state