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What's a creative way to end a date that's going badly?
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food fight!
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Jump from the cab while it's still in motion?
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be honest and up front...
that'll get 'em... hehe |
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tell them you shat yourself and need to go home and change
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You realize you just opened up pandora's box right?
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claim narcolepsy!
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bang you forehead on theirs, knocking then out cold
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Ask her if she'd like a good cigar and then tell her how Bill Clinton is your role model when it comes to dating.
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Whip it out and start talking to it...
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Tel them Mom say's I have to be home by 9:00pm...
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start dodgeing invisible bats...
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a big shot of my SPRING WATER from N.C.
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tell them you shat yourself and need to go home and change |
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turn it into a good date go to a place your familiar with and get your groove on
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start talking back to the voices.
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start dodgeing invisible bats... |
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Poop your pants.
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ask nicely if they would help with the ointent on your rash
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play dead
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