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|  What's a creative way to end a date that's going badly?   | |
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      food fight!
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      Jump from the cab while it's still in motion?
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      be honest and up front...
 that'll get 'em... hehe | |
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      tell them you shat yourself and need to go home and change
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      You realize you just opened up pandora's box right?
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      claim narcolepsy!
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      bang you forehead on theirs, knocking then out cold   | |
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      Ask her if she'd like a good cigar and then tell her how Bill Clinton is your role model when it comes to dating.
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      Whip it out and start talking to it...
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      Tel them Mom say's I have to be home by 9:00pm...
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      start dodgeing invisible bats...
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      a big shot of my SPRING WATER from N.C.       | |
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| tell them you shat yourself and need to go home and change               | |
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      turn it into a good date go to a place your familiar with and get your groove on       | |
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      start talking back to the voices.    | |
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| start dodgeing invisible bats...         | |
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      Poop your pants.
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      ask nicely if they would help with the ointent on your rash    | |
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      play dead
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