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You realize you just opened up pandora's box right? 
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Quickly duck down and say, "Ohmigod! My husband/wife just walked in! We have to go!"
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Ask him if he could babysit your 10 kids while you go to work at night at the local strip joint...lol
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start talkin gibberish and makein wierd gestures for a minute, abruply stop and say "the invisibility spell is cast, now we can get out w/o paying"
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Tell them after dinner that you are still hungry, and then proceed to pick and eat your boogers.
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Tell them after dinner that you are still hungry, and then proceed to pick and eat your boogers.
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grab her arm start making monkey sounds and climb the closest tree you find.
actually done that one before
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 start talking back to the voices. |
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bust out the taro cards and tell them that you're soulmates and that your gonna get married and have 10 kids
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Invite them to come over and meet your parents after dinner, and talk about how you can't wait to get married and make a million babies.
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"Well, I have one small hang-up I should tell you about, maybe you've heard of it, it's called heroin?"
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Tell him that you thought you just saw your big Marine brother drive by with his 2 big Marine buddies because you are out after curfew.
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