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Topic: If you were a talking doll
egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Thu 07/31/08 06:48 PM
hahahaha that sounds like a good one!

lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Thu 07/31/08 06:48 PM
of course i am! i'm a great role model! "kids, kids, Erik's got a hangover and cant play right now. you know what a hangover is? no? well take a seat and let me tell you a story about the brave knight who tried to fight the vodka dragon and lost" You sarcastic .... sexy..... SOB! They already know the story about the Dame who was kidnapped by the Tequila Beast and turned into a shrew stop it! people are gonna start thinking I'm a bad momma

brooke007 Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 5469	Thu 07/31/08 06:49 PM
what is a phrase or two you might say? yahooooooooooooo

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 07/31/08 06:50 PM
of course i am! i'm a great role model! "kids, kids, Erik's got a hangover and cant play right now. you know what a hangover is? no? well take a seat and let me tell you a story about the brave knight who tried to fight the vodka dragon and lost" You sarcastic .... sexy..... SOB! They already know the story about the Dame who was kidnapped by the Tequila Beast and turned into a shrew stop it! people are gonna start thinking I'm a bad momma You are the best mom ever...It's totally my fault

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Thu 07/31/08 06:55 PM
It's okay to poop in your pants, Grampa does. Go get money from Mommy's purse. Your Daddy wears your Mommie's clothes when you're asleep. Those "Uncles" Mommy tells you about really aren't Uncles. Your sister's a whore. Fido ran away? Yeah, right.. Look at your dinner plate. Look familiar?

littleredhen Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6837	Thu 07/31/08 07:14 PM
Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your s* and get the f* out!

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 07/31/08 07:17 PM
Grow old along with me the best is yet to be. and Who knows where the road will lead us Only a fool would say, But if you let me love you I'm sure to love you all the way. Thats what i would say if I were a doll

30andbored Joined Mon 06/16/08 Posts: 658	Thu 07/31/08 07:18 PM
Get off my nutsack !

Cambolaya65 Joined Mon 09/03/07 Posts: 5587	Thu 07/31/08 07:18 PM
"That's my no-no spot"

challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Thu 07/31/08 07:22 PM
I'm going to give ya the condensed version of the birds and the bees ever take a long walk off a short pier? your about to find out. No,you didn't see momma kissing santa, that was the pool man.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Thu 07/31/08 08:02 PM
hmmm something like "Oh YEAH baby right there just like that!"

egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Fri 08/01/08 04:49 AM
"pull my string faster, look me in the eyes when you pull it!" "lets play in traffic!" "smoke mommy's cigarettes!"

lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Fri 08/01/08 04:51 AM
"pull my string faster, look me in the eyes when you pull it!" "lets play in traffic!" "smoke mommy's cigarettes!" Erik, have another drink, hun

egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Fri 08/01/08 05:33 AM
thats tonight Marge my dear! just got paid today!

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Fri 08/01/08 05:48 AM
I'm the noise you hear in your bed at night I watch you when you sleep When you're alone in the dark You'll hear my footsteps creep Don't be afraid, don't be scared I'm only under your bed And there by the wall, I slowly crawl To whisper things in your head

Topsykretts Joined Wed 05/14/08 Posts: 4807	Fri 08/01/08 05:50 AM
Don't talk when your mouth is full

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24681	Fri 08/01/08 05:53 AM
Wrong pull tab b!tch.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 08/01/08 07:35 AM
Loaded guns are always fun to play with.

egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Fri 08/01/08 07:48 AM
"put the cat in the dryer!" "forks and spoons go in the microwave!"