Topic: If you were a talking doll | |
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hahahaha that sounds like a good one!
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of course i am! i'm a great role model! "kids, kids, Erik's got a hangover and cant play right now. you know what a hangover is? no? well take a seat and let me tell you a story about the brave knight who tried to fight the vodka dragon and lost" You sarcastic .... sexy..... SOB! They already know the story about the Dame who was kidnapped by the Tequila Beast and turned into a shrew stop it! people are gonna start thinking I'm a bad momma |
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what is a phrase or two you might say? yahooooooooooooo |
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of course i am! i'm a great role model! "kids, kids, Erik's got a hangover and cant play right now. you know what a hangover is? no? well take a seat and let me tell you a story about the brave knight who tried to fight the vodka dragon and lost" You sarcastic .... sexy..... SOB! They already know the story about the Dame who was kidnapped by the Tequila Beast and turned into a shrew stop it! people are gonna start thinking I'm a bad momma You are the best mom ever...It's totally my fault |
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It's okay to poop in your pants, Grampa does.
Go get money from Mommy's purse. Your Daddy wears your Mommie's clothes when you're asleep. Those "Uncles" Mommy tells you about really aren't Uncles. Your sister's a whore. Fido ran away? Yeah, right.. Look at your dinner plate. Look familiar? |
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Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your s*** and get the f*** out! |
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Grow old along with me
the best is yet to be. and Who knows where the road will lead us Only a fool would say, But if you let me love you I'm sure to love you all the way. Thats what i would say if I were a doll |
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Get off my nutsack !
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"That's my no-no spot"
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I'm going to give ya the condensed version of the birds and the bees
ever take a long walk off a short pier? your about to find out. No,you didn't see momma kissing santa, that was the pool man. |
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hmmm something like "Oh YEAH baby right there just like that!"
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"pull my string faster, look me in the eyes when you pull it!"
"lets play in traffic!" "smoke mommy's cigarettes!" |
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"pull my string faster, look me in the eyes when you pull it!" "lets play in traffic!" "smoke mommy's cigarettes!" Erik, have another drink, hun |
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thats tonight Marge my dear! just got paid today!
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I'm the noise you hear in your bed at night
I watch you when you sleep When you're alone in the dark You'll hear my footsteps creep Don't be afraid, don't be scared I'm only under your bed And there by the wall, I slowly crawl To whisper things in your head |
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Don't talk when your mouth is full
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Wrong pull tab b!tch.
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Loaded guns are always fun to play with.
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"put the cat in the dryer!"
"forks and spoons go in the microwave!" |
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