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Topic: If you were a talking doll
lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Thu 07/31/08 08:41 AM
"why are y ou playing with dolls?" "You perv, you perv!"

egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Thu 07/31/08 04:55 PM
"pee in grandma's denture glass!" "he's not really your father!" "of course you can fly if you're wearing a cape! go to the roof!" "grandma was a wartime prostitute!"

Therapygrl28 Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 712	Thu 07/31/08 05:10 PM
Seemingly innocent quiet doll at home..No phrases needed...just farting/ burping/ and any other inappropriate sounds triggered to go off only in public....maybe even a foul smell released...

Therapygrl28 Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 712	Thu 07/31/08 05:13 PM
All these "dolls" need 'NONREFUNDABLE (PLEASE DONT DISPOSE EITHER OR YOU WILL BE FINED HEAVILY)' written on their boxes

LightVoice Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 7405	Thu 07/31/08 05:21 PM
dang... I can't think of a single witty line hrmph I'll be back as soon as I can come up with something

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 07/31/08 05:36 PM
"of course you can fly if you're wearing a cape! go to the roof!" I'll never fall for that babe

littleredhen Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6837	Thu 07/31/08 05:36 PM
"Knowledge is power" "Stupid is as stupid does" "Question authority" "Love is a verb"

challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Thu 07/31/08 05:41 PM
don't poke me in the belly button. I am not a blow up doll.

egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Thu 07/31/08 05:56 PM
"of course you can fly if you're wearing a cape! go to the roof!" I'll never fall for that babe my cousin (Amanda's older brother) sure as hell thought it was true when he was little. yeah, that ended VERY badly! fckin idiot!

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Thu 07/31/08 05:58 PM
Bottles ONLY! PERVERT!

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 07/31/08 06:10 PM
Don't think I'm not watching you in your sleep

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 07/31/08 06:12 PM
Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your s* and get the f* out!

challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Thu 07/31/08 06:19 PM
don't bend over the soap I'm not barbie,im her alter ego Sounds like a personal problem You know if you switch hands you might gain a stroke

egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Thu 07/31/08 06:33 PM
"mommy's medicine is good for you!" "put your hand in the toaster!" "put a slim jim in your mouth and go play with those dogs!"

lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Thu 07/31/08 06:36 PM
"mommy's medicine is good for you!" "put your hand in the toaster!" "put a slim jim in your mouth and go play with those dogs!" you are not playing with my kids you are kidding right??

egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Thu 07/31/08 06:42 PM
of course i am! i'm a great role model! "kids, kids, Erik's got a hangover and cant play right now. you know what a hangover is? no? well take a seat and let me tell you a story about the brave knight who tried to fight the vodka dragon and lost"

lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Thu 07/31/08 06:44 PM
of course i am! i'm a great role model! "kids, kids, Erik's got a hangover and cant play right now. you know what a hangover is? no? well take a seat and let me tell you a story about the brave knight who tried to fight the vodka dragon and lost" OMG!! you are one crazy fella, but I like ya, I guess

boneyjoe Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 6196	Thu 07/31/08 06:46 PM
wheres my skipper

metalhead1969 Joined Thu 07/24/08 Posts: 4108	Thu 07/31/08 06:46 PM
of course i am! i'm a great role model! "kids, kids, Erik's got a hangover and cant play right now. you know what a hangover is? no? well take a seat and let me tell you a story about the brave knight who tried to fight the vodka dragon and lost" OMG!! you are one crazy fella, but I like ya, I guess i'd use warpped... but cool

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 07/31/08 06:47 PM
of course i am! i'm a great role model! "kids, kids, Erik's got a hangover and cant play right now. you know what a hangover is? no? well take a seat and let me tell you a story about the brave knight who tried to fight the vodka dragon and lost" You sarcastic .... sexy..... SOB! They already know the story about the Dame who was kidnapped by the Tequila Beast and turned into a shrew