Topic: Famous last words. | |
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no no no, these are the good kind of mushrooms
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"Baby..It's not what it looks like. See, I tripped, slipped and accidentally put my penis in her. Honest mistake."
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Hey,wake up.
You ain't ever seen a wreck like we're fixin' to have. |
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Challenger...go with throttle-up
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Aw, I can do that with my eyes closed! |
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"Where's my d*ck?"- John Bobbit
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Wonder where the Mama bear is??
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"The people are gonna love NEW COKE!"- as said by the guy who decided to change the Coke formula back in the 80's.
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"Hey, watch this!"
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"No...NO! I didn't deny I knew Jesus."- Peter
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OMG!!! I can't believe no one said this.....
Famous Last Words of a Redneck... " Hey, y'all!!! Watch this!!!! " |
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Edited by
Goofball73
on
Wed 07/30/08 01:31 AM
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"I won an Oscar. My career is gonna sky rocket now."- Cuba Gooding Jr.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW FUKCER????? HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW???????
I loved Natural Born killers!!! |
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"I'm telling you Eddie. Adventures of Pluto Nash is gonna be a box office smash!"- Eddie Murphy's agent, who is now broke and out of work.
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OMG!!! I can't believe no one said this..... Famous Last Words of a Redneck... " Hey, y'all!!! Watch this!!!! " wrongly quoted.. "hey, y'll!!! HOLD MY BEER and Watch This!!!!!" |
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It aint over till the fat lady sings!!!
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"Look Nancy. I really want that gold medal so you decide how it will be. Admit you are gay and drop out of the Olympics or take this pipe to your knee. The choice is yours."- Tanya Harding.
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The barrel of this shotgun just doesn't look clean enough to me. Earl, can you hold the butt about waist high, so that I can look down the inside??
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Last words in a relationship...that's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
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From, "No Country For Old Men"....tails?
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