Awesome flick.

It was something different for sure. BTW... What time you go to bed?

Rerun

Any man that wouldn't cheat in cards for a poke doesn't want one that bad - Gus in Lonesome Dove

Smile!...You've just been erased!

We're sitting back taking a break between runs at the motocross park up in Dyracuse, WI, half-listening to a guy on a YZ250 riding the supercross track next to the parking lot...

~Reeet reet reet reeeeet, reet reet reeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

" Hmm, that kinda sounded like a stuck throttle "

We all look up just in time to see this kid go sailing out and over a 6 foot tall corner, arms & legs flailing as the bike comes crashing down next to the fence on the property line. His dad jumps up and starts running over there, the group I'm with not far behind.

By the time we get to him, he's sitting up and already starting to take his helmet off. He's OK, bike's OK, so we untangle the bike from the fence & walk him back to his trailer. He sits down, takes a drink of water, looks at the bike, looks at his dad, and says,

"I think maybe we should lube the throttle cable a bit, seems kinda dry"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Going to the corner for a pack a smokes, be right back......

I wonder if farts burn?

Yeah he's big, but I think I can take him!

Nah, you got it wrong! Her daddy loves me!

Is gasoline explosive?

What's a darwin awards recipient?

"Here, watch this!"

"just one more time, promise!"

I'll be back.

What took you so long.

Don't be so superstitious.

naw, ain't nuttin ta worry 'bout, he's friendly...

I've done this a thousand times, don't worry.