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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. 
I put in a skylight this week. My upstairs neighbors are pissed! |
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Sometimes it's really hard to see the forest through the sleaze.
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I know i was smarter than any teacher......in 8th grade my teacher told me she had been there for 5 years......I did it in 3!!!!
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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"...material wealth is only one component. ...
But success also includes good health, energy and enthusiasm for life, fulfilling relationships, creative freedom, emotional and psychological stability, a sense of well-being, and peace of mind." |
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A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. The greatest work that kindness does to others is that it makes them kind themselves." --Amelia Earhart
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A contented person enjoys the scenery along the detour.
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That best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. |
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I tell you it will shake the earth beneath your feet
The light that shines will redefine your old beliefs What you reap is what you sow and so it goes Where you plant your needs is where your garden grows Before you think about yourself Think of someone else, it will make you feel |
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Each day ain't wine and roses
I doubt it's meant to be Always a cross to bear salvation don't come free A heart that beats is a heart that bleeds And you know that's true So don't deny yourself of something good for you Before you do it for yourself, do it for someone else That makes it real |
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Patience is the best remedy for most trouble!
and to remember when your children are driving you  BATTY! ...
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it! 
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`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe |
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`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe I give...not near slow enough |
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Do you believe in the art of growing old
Do you believe that rock n roll can save your soul Do you believe in everything you do Cuz when you do that's when it all comes back to you Before you think about yourself Think of someone else Do it for yourself And do it for someone else |
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You can never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete
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Wax on. Wax off.
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"Fear defeats more people than any other one thing in the world."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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If a person will talk to you about someone else, then that same person will talk to someone else about you.
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Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
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