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It was a good plan... up til now.
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Took a while, but I think the tone of this thread has completely shifted now. Betsy Ross? |
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Sorry about that house falling on your sister. -Beachfarmer uh this does mean I'm the good witch ... right??? (still tired.... ) didn't want to have to get all pizzy if it was a compliment |
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Know why some women have sore belly buttons? Blond guys are dumb too. honey, we're supposed to be quoting famous people....not our own problems remember the rules, k? |
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Sorry about that house falling on your sister. -Beachfarmer uh this does mean I'm the good witch ... right??? (still tired.... ) didn't want to have to get all pizzy if it was a compliment sorry if I'm comin too fast for ya...since YOU'VE been so kind |
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Took a while, but I think the tone of this thread has completely shifted now. Betsy Ross? Close. Rumpelstilskin |
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Know why some women have sore belly buttons? Blond guys are dumb too. That is just too darn funny! |
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Sorry about that house falling on your sister. -Beachfarmer uh this does mean I'm the good witch ... right??? (still tired.... ) didn't want to have to get all pizzy if it was a compliment sorry if I'm comin too fast for ya...since YOU'VE been so kind yep you keep coming too fast, again |
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premature ejokeulation
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ok heres a few.....
its so hot the trees are bribing the dog. busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor if things get any better I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it!!! she's as country as cornflakes... |
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Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
yet more Thoreau |
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Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something. yet more Thoreau Thief! REALLY one of my favorites. |
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knowing is not enough,we must apply. Willing is not enough,we must do.~bruce lee~
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you have to stand for something or you'll fall for anything
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Lord, let me live until I die.
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Lord, let me live until I die. Wolf!!!! |
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"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."
- Douglas Adams |
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You don’t know what you got til it’s gone
I wanted to know what I had so I got rid of everything |
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
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