But I seen junk scrapers picture on the wanted poster for child support at the post office. He owes $67,000 back support. He still owes me 50 bucks for that keg I got him in college.

Isn't he the guy who was caught in the locker room jerking and at home with the cannister vacuum hose in his junk...... ya know the dude who made out with the girl who got a hot dog stuck up inside her, used mayo for lube and got maggots and let her dog lick peanut butter off of her?

OMG.....EWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Missy~ Your school had no such urban myths.......??????

Oh heck yea!!!

That exact one I think..lol

The flash I had in my head of the girl it was said about made me throw up a lil ..lol

No lilith that was clint. He was just plain wierd. Brad was the ladies man that was well planned and preyed on women who were easy marks- drunk chicks, lonely insecure women, etc. Junk scraper always had a pocket full of roofies and oxycontins.

I think all schools have these exact same myths..... my post was a joke about all of them.....

You guys have been crackin me up all morning!!

But I heard that a couple of his freinds had to drive out to montana to rescue him out of a motel room because he was giving blowjobs in exchange for cocaine. But I don't know for sure. I think its a rumor.

I'm gettin sick.

Well, surely, especially because he has those two kids after his dudes told him you can't impregnate a girl in the pool if you do it standing up..... He believed it twice, right?

TY Missy...

I think clint the locker room masterbating, vaccuum canister self pleasurer became a minister and now he's up on child sexual molestation charges in chicago in the church scandal. And his hotdog loving sister moved to seattle, got married to a wealthy business owner, had two kids, got divorced, and now she's a heroin junkie hanging out on 420 hill and down by the fountains.

But I wonder what happened to brad the junk scraper? I want my 50 bucks.

My thread....has gone rampant!!!!

ummmmmmmm biker???

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Hey lilith! Remember the ministers daughter in school that was such a goody two shoes? Remember how she just disappeared off the earth? I seen her! She's a hooker in vegas! We had a great time! I made her car payment! Well you know we had to make it look like she was working. I didn't want her to lose her job.

Oh man. The webs we weave.

Yeah, that was like the time I ran into the Jehovah's Witness kid from class. It was his birthday and Halloween, and he had just went away to college.

He was dressed as a clown with cherry cordial sauce dripping down his face, a bottle of night train in one hand and a pillowcase full of candy in the other.

I remember how, in school, he teased me about my bra until I reminded him I celebrated my birthday and all pagan holidays, plus my church service was only 45 mins to his all day event....

Having someone say to me mere moments after we started talking online, that she felt like she knew me before, and had had a dream about meeting me a few nights before we actually met. Like she felt it was some sort of fate that put us together, or that we'd met in a previous life.

Nevermind the fact that she had just broken things off with a boyfriend prior to talking to me, who I might add gave her a ring as a birthday present.

Oh and did I mention she was 32 with a 12 year old son? Needless to say I didn't talk to her very long after this......