My favorite medication listings include Trazadone, Seroquel, Risperdal, Zovirax, Vicodin, and Percoset.

Ohh, and a residue on the coffee table (engraved with deer to match the brown and wood hunting scenery furniture) [OMG Do you remember that????]

Anyhow the residue from crumbling up the pills that the dude down the street brings over (he pretends to be mentally ill to get SSI and sells his pills)... ya know Seroquel is used on the street to come down from a crack high....

Lilith, we are going to have to start our own dating horror stories called "Winners!"

Oh ya, maybe "checkered flags" we can call it..... You like that?

I am still laughing over that horrible flash of wood and brown hunting scenery furniture.... it singed me inside.

phew how you been ?

I thought the giant electric wire spool that looks like a bobbin that they stole from the construction site was the coffee table. Oh I'm sorry that's their bar table to play "Quarters" on!

That bar table wire spool means a lot to him. He stole it while he was in college working on his 7 year degree in french literature until he got kicked out because of his little incident.

And then there is the pile of clothing filled trash bags and dirty crib mattresses in the extra bedroom that is used to let all the people pass out in after a night of drinking Crown shots in addition to the Pabst.

Just don't walk in the backyard, there is dog poop everywhere from the past 8 months (they were evicted from the last place) and the neighbors hated the six unleashed pit bull mix dogs..... and there are overflowing boxes of cans to take to the recylers as the plan was to save up to buy a new case..... it started eight months ago. But the fire pit is still there, with only a little bit of melted rubber on the edges from the shoes that get too close after a stumble.

Kojack, good, back from vacation!

Ohh you mean the chemistry lab one or the football game one?

Omg I roomed with that guy in college until we walked in and we caught him scraping dried yuck off his junk. We wondered what happened to the junk scraper.

....sounds like he moved up in the world! Heard he got really good at grand theft auto three! Both the video game and in real life!

You mean like the ones they used in Roman times at the bathhouses?

....nah. He had a butter knife and a tweezers. We stared in shock at each other then busted out laughing. He turned and bolted. Tried to return later but it was too late. Threw all his sh!t out the second story window and changed the locks.

No pictures first? Darn.....

I was just going to get mcdonalds too!!!

I heard the junk scraper worked at McDonalds for awhile. First McDonalds that ever closed due to lack of business because everyone found out the junk scraper worked there. That's where he met babies mamma #2.

Then I heard the junk scraper worked at the local bar and grill washing dishes. Heard he got fired for starting a grease fire. I guess he threw a match in the cooks hair. That's where he met babies mamma #4 and #5. Guess she supported him a long time. Year and a half I heard.

One of my freinds said they seen the junk scraper wasted at a kid rock concert last summer hanging on a woman twice his age. Lilith?

Noone knows where babies #6,#7,#8 came from. We assumed it happened when brad uh I mean junk scraper was on the lam from his stolen car, drunk driving, hit and run, felony evade, lewd conduct, meth convictions. He kindof safehouse with benefits hopped around.

LHB....it wasn't me, I swear. He offered to watch Grey's Anatomy with me but I declined.

A guy told me that he wanted to be sexually assaulted by a woman, and described it

Scared the $#!T out of me