Can I come out from the corner now?

Oh could I go on! Extra credit points if the door hasn't been repaired since the last time the cops kicked it in because they were looking for the methhead ex boyfreind lilith is in love with.

Michael...

Of course you can. We are not bashing you. How you and Cherokee doing?

Wanna red flag? You show up and the windshield of her car is smashed in. She looks at you and says two words- "Ex boyfreind". I reply with two words "Good bye".

Don't drag me into your ex drama. I don't want no drama mamma. Even if I'm bored its something I can't afford talk to the hand my palma.

Sang in the key of G.

My ex husband resembles that remark.... I went through two windshields before he thankfully left me for another woman. Shockingly, they are separated....

No drama for me in a relationship, unless you mean watching Grey Anatomy with me on the couch. (Trust me I'd be grateful)

I call the song drama mamma poopy kaka.

Well I always thought lilith was cool. Greys anatomy? That's a tv show? I thought it was a hourlong nissan car commercial! Zzzzzzzzz!

How about the clothes in the bathtub and there is only one bathroom, with a door you can't open all the way as there is dirty launfry piled up so high? Ohh and the eight million hair care products in there, piled on the counter. Why do they need hair products if obviously no one bathes?

Here is the grand finale..... there is a flat screen TV and a Coach purse in the house, both belonging to the lovely lady in question. Next to the $500 Coach purse is a rancid bottle of baby formula and a pack of Pall Malls.

Greys anatomy? Sure! Got any pabst blue ribbon? Ha ha ha!! Extra love if you make some jenos pizza rolls. Ha ha ha!!

Ohh and the eight million hair care products in there, piled on the counter. Why do they need hair products.......

I pass there only got 1 bottle of shampoo, 1 bottle of conditioner and 1 bottle of a polish for my bald head and thats from January of this year

So do I pass lilth ? or did that raise a flag ?

Hey, I'm telling you it will get a guy some if they just pretend to watch it with me.... And I serve rum poured into those little hugs juice drinks (you know the ones they serve in jail, well maybe you don't know but they do here) and pizza bites, sure but I was thinking maybe pork rinds with refried bean dip....

JMO

That stale hubcap ashtray full of pall mall butts and roaches and that petrified wedge of dominos pizza stuck in the couch doesn't do it for ya lilith? How about the big holes punched in the sheetrock walls from his "eviction kegger" that now are shelves for his cds and football and beermug collection. Red flag!

OMG I know! That is hot... but I prefer the couch where you can smell the vomit from the seat cushion dude just flipped over after the night he drank too much tequila. Then add in the pizza slice and I'm wet already.

If there is a dark line around the edge of the carpet from dirt and dust to show it has never been vacuumed and newpapers on the floor around the toilet to soak up the spilled urine I'm moving right the fvck in there tonight.

OMG you guys are crackin me up !!!!

<<<peeks in & backs out slowly & quietly, glad I keep hand sanitizer in my car.

If there are more than 4 prescription bottles for phychotropics medications on her dining room table or in her medicine cabinet its a red flag. Extra credit bonus points if she's got 7 or more which include lithium, belladonna phenobarbitol, and cyclobenziprene! Especially if she can still function after taking all 7 with her cheap vodka orange juice breakfast cocktail!

Kojack...... I don't think you have any worries.

......and she gets a tiara and a sceptor if she calls 3 or more times during the week at 3am threatening suicide!