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I will start you with two see if you can come up with some
Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's A$$, And turned it's wool to nylon. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky |
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She'll be comin' round the mountian on a 10-speed bycycle when she comes...
She'll be comin' round the mountian on a 10-speed bycycle when she comes... She'll be laying in the grass, with a sprocket up her A$$ and her handlebars tied around her throat... |
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She'll be comin' round the mountian on a 10-speed bycycle when she comes... She'll be comin' round the mountian on a 10-speed bycycle when she comes... She'll be laying in the grass, with a sprocket up her A$$ and her handlebars tied around her throat... Different version: She was comin' round the mountain doin' 90... When the chain on her motorcycle broke! She landed in the grass with the tailpipe in her a$$ And her t*ts were playin' Dixie on the spokes |
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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. |
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little miss muffet
sat on her tuffet eating her porridge and whey when along came a spider sat down beside her and said "what's in the bowl bytch" |
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Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school Between 2 slices of bread. |
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Mary, Mary.
Quite contrary. Met Larry. Quite contrary. Along came Larry. He was ordinary. Just like Harry. Who worked at a dairy. For his uncle, Jerry. Jerry's sister was Mary. Harry's brother was Larry. They lived in Tucumcari. |
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She'll be comin' round the mountian on a 10-speed bycycle when she comes... She'll be comin' round the mountian on a 10-speed bycycle when she comes... She'll be laying in the grass, with a sprocket up her A$$ and her handlebars tied around her throat... Different version: She was comin' round the mountain doin' 90... When the chain on her motorcycle broke! She landed in the grass with the tailpipe in her a$$ And her t*ts were playin' Dixie on the spokes Bravo, thats the one I have been singing for 40 years |
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