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Barbie joke alert...
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Did you hear about the new "Divorced Barbie"?? Well the beyotch comes complete with all of Kens things! |
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Im on about every friggin' dating website known to man and have explored the real cheesey ones, but still can't find a woman with a brain in Nebraska.
Whisper in their ears and you'll hear an echo! Oh well, I just need some conversation on here anyway. I think datehookup.com has better forums though. If you do happen to view my profile, then yes, I was once a professional clown! No time for it now, but that used to be "Cuddles" the Clown. Peace Everyone and God Bless Ya! Bob in Lincoln, NE. |
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Twisted Nursery Rhymes
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She'll be comin' round the mountian on a 10-speed bycycle when she comes... She'll be comin' round the mountian on a 10-speed bycycle when she comes... She'll be laying in the grass, with a sprocket up her A$$ and her handlebars tied around her throat... Different version: She was comin' round the mountain doin' 90... When the chain on her motorcycle broke! She landed in the grass with the tailpipe in her a$$ And her t*ts were playin' Dixie on the spokes Bravo, thats the one I have been singing for 40 years |
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May Offend
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Funny thing that Michael Jackson was at Target today when he found out that boys pants were "half-off"!!!!!!!!!!
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12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
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You missed the only real one that apllies to PMS and its called:
Drum roll please........... Penis Missing Syndrome |
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why do you think ur single??
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Well I looked up "Butt Ugly" in the Websters dictionary and saw my G-damn picture there. Haven't had sex in over two years. Thinking about cutting holes in my pockets so I got something to hold on to.
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Clock Repair Shop Joke
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A guy goes into a clock repair shop, pulls down his pants and places his manhood on the counter, the clerk says, "sir you don't understand, this is a "C L O C K" repair shop. He say "I know, I want a pair of hands and a face on it"
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a woman on yahoo personals wrote this, nut you are from from average sweetie!
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Edited by
rs4444
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Sat 03/01/08 07:51 PM
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reading all the profiles. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish..................................49. Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Athletic................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Friendship first.......................Former Slut. New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Open-minded.........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional................. ..........Beyotch. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. |
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