Ok ladies I have this problem and I'm not sure what to do. I'll just come right and say it....I am just so well hung. I just don't know what to do. I know so many guys wish they were like this but really it isn't as fun as they think. Like when I am in a public restroom I have to use the childs urinal because it's lower to the ground. When I wear a bathing suit I have to slide a hubcap in front of my shorts so that hundreds of women and men won't stare. I have to buy my condoms from the local tire store and if one breaks....I have to get it recapped. Oh to go through life like this is just so hard (sorry bad choice of words). Ok I have vented enough. Now I am depressed about all of this money I make. Have a great day all

Sounds like you are proud of your manhood...


And you aren't married!!!!

lmao,,,,,,maby he need a plumber

Hmmm I think he was typing in his sleep.... bet he wasn't happy when he woke up and realized it was all just a dream...

hahahahahahahaha

TMI Beach

shall we take one of your jets to that vacation home in bora bora?

wishful thinking comes to mind

lol bingo

sounds more like a nightmare

Humm yeah if only dreams come true too shshshshs




















get the sausage out of your pants and and quit trying to use the baby's potty chair shshhssh to potty train on your a big boy now use a coffee can

I feel so inadequate being hung like a baby







22" 8lbs 11oz

hahahahahaha

perhaps a career in the porn industry is in order. It could help supplement your retirement...