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To convince someone that the religion is true you must convince them that the book is indeed the word of God and is therefore godly. Exactly...so the challenge is...how would you go about doing that without quoting scriptures right off the bat? why i'd show them a genuine receipt from the bibles are us store that states it is the real thing not an imitation, i would point out to the person the well bound corithian leather binding and open it to show it's the real thing not just an outward look but throughout the entire thing, - if that still did not convince them then i would call the booble store and have them talk directly with the person in charge - then they would be cinvinced - and reply - tell me verses - tell me verses!!!! |
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Edited by
Scinn
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To convince someone that the religion is true you must convince them that the book is indeed the word of God and is therefore godly. Exactly...so the challenge is...how would you go about doing that without quoting scriptures right off the bat? why i'd show them a genuine receipt from the bibles are us store that states it is the real thing not an imitation, i would point out to the person the well bound corithian leather binding and open it to show it's the real thing not just an outward look but throughout the entire thing, - if that still did not convince them then i would call the booble store and have them talk directly with the person in charge - then they would be cinvinced - and reply - tell me verses - tell me verses!!!! lol Firstly...I must google "corithian leather" as I'm not familiar with the word corithian....as for the rest lol Well...somehow, I'm guessing...that wouldn't quite work  It would take more than that for me...that's for sure!! edit* oooh wait...corinthian leather sounds really good! Wikipedia: Corinthian leather was a phrase invented for marketing use to describe the leather used in certain Chrysler luxury cars in the 1970s. The first use of this term was to describe the leather in the 1974 Chrysler Imperial, but the best known use of this term is from the advertising campaign for the 1976 Chrysler Cordoba, featuring celebrity spokesman Ricardo Montalbán.[1] Although many misquote Montalbán as saying "rich Corinthian leather" or "fine Corinthian leather" in the commercial, he actually says that "soft Corinthian leather" is an available upholstery option for the car.[2] Corinthian Leather is a marketing term that does not actually indicate any particular type of leather. Furthermore, Montalbán confirmed this during an interview with David Letterman, admitting that Corinthian leather means "nothing."[3] According to one reference, Chrysler's "Corinthian" leather was mass produced in a plant in Newark, New Jersey (not Corinth). According to one source, the term was created by employees of the Young & Rubicam advertising agency.[4] Soft leather *mmmm* though...the whole "nothing" thing is slightly disturbing lmao |
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To convince someone that the religion is true you must convince them that the book is indeed the word of God and is therefore godly. Exactly...so the challenge is...how would you go about doing that without quoting scriptures right off the bat? why i'd show them a genuine receipt from the bibles are us store that states it is the real thing not an imitation, i would point out to the person the well bound corithian leather binding and open it to show it's the real thing not just an outward look but throughout the entire thing, - if that still did not convince them then i would call the booble store and have them talk directly with the person in charge - then they would be cinvinced - and reply - tell me verses - tell me verses!!!! lol Firstly...I must google "corithian leather" as I'm not familiar with the word corithian....as for the rest lol Well...somehow, I'm guessing...that wouldn't quite work It would take more than that for me...that's for sure!! edit* oooh wait...corinthian leather sounds really good! Wikipedia: Corinthian leather was a phrase invented for marketing use to describe the leather used in certain Chrysler luxury cars in the 1970s. The first use of this term was to describe the leather in the 1974 Chrysler Imperial, but the best known use of this term is from the advertising campaign for the 1976 Chrysler Cordoba, featuring celebrity spokesman Ricardo Montalbán.[1] Although many misquote Montalbán as saying "rich Corinthian leather" or "fine Corinthian leather" in the commercial, he actually says that "soft Corinthian leather" is an available upholstery option for the car.[2] Corinthian Leather is a marketing term that does not actually indicate any particular type of leather. Furthermore, Montalbán confirmed this during an interview with David Letterman, admitting that Corinthian leather means "nothing."[3] According to one reference, Chrysler's "Corinthian" leather was mass produced in a plant in Newark, New Jersey (not Corinth). According to one source, the term was created by employees of the Young & Rubicam advertising agency.[4] Soft leather *mmmm* though...the whole "nothing" thing is slightly disturbing lmao tribo: another funny not understood - hahaha oh well back to the drawing board. |
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Start by telling them that humans are nothing. They are merely slaves or food for the hungry the angels (the winged draconians).  Tell them that they are extremely lucky that they are being chosen (called) to be a servant of the Lord. (slave) (Humans bred for food just get eaten.  ) Now, the rules for the slaves are that they must obey their Lord and Master, who is their creator. They make rules for them and tell them that God, their creator, demands that they obey these rules. Those who do not obey, are disobedient sinners. The penalty for that is death. This is their master's law. They are lucky to have been chosen to be slaves but they must obey their master's law or die. "The wages of sin is death." Tell them that all of them have sinned and all of them are on death row. But they can be saved, because their master sent his son to die in their place, so if they accept that sacrifice and agree to become and remain obedient slaves, they will be pardoned and as an extra bonus, they will be given eternal life as servants of their lord in heaven. Not to worry, they will be well taken care of. All others, who do not ask for forgiveness and accept the sacrifice and become obedient slaves will be left behind to rot in hell. I am quite sure you will gain many converts with this approach.  Of course its just a suggestion.  JB OH My!!! That is just so tempting!! Let me run an embrace it as an ideal! Im surprised we all havent been converted immediately! |
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Edited by
star_tin_gover
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Start by telling them that humans are nothing. They are merely slaves or food for the hungry the angels (the winged draconians). Tell them that they are extremely lucky that they are being chosen (called) to be a servant of the Lord. (slave) (Humans bred for food just get eaten. ) Now, the rules for the slaves are that they must obey their Lord and Master, who is their creator. They make rules for them and tell them that God, their creator, demands that they obey these rules. Those who do not obey, are disobedient sinners. The penalty for that is death. This is their master's law. They are lucky to have been chosen to be slaves but they must obey their master's law or die. "The wages of sin is death." Tell them that all of them have sinned and all of them are on death row. But they can be saved, because their master sent his son to die in their place, so if they accept that sacrifice and agree to become and remain obedient slaves, they will be pardoned and as an extra bonus, they will be given eternal life as servants of their lord in heaven. Not to worry, they will be well taken care of. All others, who do not ask for forgiveness and accept the sacrifice and become obedient slaves will be left behind to rot in hell. I am quite sure you will gain many converts with this approach. Of course its just a suggestion. JB OH My!!! That is just so tempting!! Let me run an embrace it as an ideal! Im surprised we all havent been converted immediately! Do not fear, my little round grasshoppa, only YOU can convert yourself. YOU have the power to reject or accept anything. Have you not seen that very question put forth to you by Microsoft Vista? Do not live in fear of your lack of self control. It is ok to let loose! You are free!  Looking like you are on the bad end of a constipation dump is something we should all avoid little buddy! Remember, only you can control yourself. (try chocolate Ex-Lax) Stick with me oh grumpy one and I will show you the enlightenment of a smile.
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Start by telling them that humans are nothing. They are merely slaves or food for the hungry the angels (the winged draconians). Tell them that they are extremely lucky that they are being chosen (called) to be a servant of the Lord. (slave) (Humans bred for food just get eaten. ) Now, the rules for the slaves are that they must obey their Lord and Master, who is their creator. They make rules for them and tell them that God, their creator, demands that they obey these rules. Those who do not obey, are disobedient sinners. The penalty for that is death. This is their master's law. They are lucky to have been chosen to be slaves but they must obey their master's law or die. "The wages of sin is death." Tell them that all of them have sinned and all of them are on death row. But they can be saved, because their master sent his son to die in their place, so if they accept that sacrifice and agree to become and remain obedient slaves, they will be pardoned and as an extra bonus, they will be given eternal life as servants of their lord in heaven. Not to worry, they will be well taken care of. All others, who do not ask for forgiveness and accept the sacrifice and become obedient slaves will be left behind to rot in hell. I am quite sure you will gain many converts with this approach. Of course its just a suggestion. JB OH My!!! That is just so tempting!! Let me run an embrace it as an ideal! Im surprised we all havent been converted immediately! Do not fear, my little round grasshoppa, only YOU can convert yourself. YOU have the power to reject or accept anything. Have you not seen that very question put forth to you by Microsoft Vista? Do not live in fear of your lack of self control. It is ok to let loose! You are free! Looking like you are on the bad end of a constipation dump is something we should all avoid little buddy! Remember, only you can control yourself. (try chocolate Ex-Lax) Stick with me oh grumpy one and I will show you the enlightenment of a smile.
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Start by telling them that humans are nothing. They are merely slaves or food for the hungry the angels (the winged draconians). Tell them that they are extremely lucky that they are being chosen (called) to be a servant of the Lord. (slave) (Humans bred for food just get eaten. ) Now, the rules for the slaves are that they must obey their Lord and Master, who is their creator. They make rules for them and tell them that God, their creator, demands that they obey these rules. Those who do not obey, are disobedient sinners. The penalty for that is death. This is their master's law. They are lucky to have been chosen to be slaves but they must obey their master's law or die. "The wages of sin is death." Tell them that all of them have sinned and all of them are on death row. But they can be saved, because their master sent his son to die in their place, so if they accept that sacrifice and agree to become and remain obedient slaves, they will be pardoned and as an extra bonus, they will be given eternal life as servants of their lord in heaven. Not to worry, they will be well taken care of. All others, who do not ask for forgiveness and accept the sacrifice and become obedient slaves will be left behind to rot in hell. I am quite sure you will gain many converts with this approach. Of course its just a suggestion. JB OH My!!! That is just so tempting!! Let me run an embrace it as an ideal! Im surprised we all havent been converted immediately! Do not fear, my little round grasshoppa, only YOU can convert yourself. YOU have the power to reject or accept anything. Have you not seen that very question put forth to you by Microsoft Vista? Do not live in fear of your lack of self control. It is ok to let loose! You are free! Looking like you are on the bad end of a constipation dump is something we should all avoid little buddy! Remember, only you can control yourself. (try chocolate Ex-Lax) Stick with me oh grumpy one and I will show you the enlightenment of a smile. Scratches her head, shrugs her shoulders, throws up her arms..thinking, "Have the slaves gone completely insane?" Apparently so.   JB |
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Scratches her head, shrugs her shoulders, throws up her arms..thinking, "Have the slaves gone completely insane?" Apparently so. JB *gives JB asprin and nods*
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Remember, only you can control yourself. (try chocolate Ex-Lax) Stick with me oh grumpy one and I will show you the enlightenment of a smile. Stick with you, and I will be on the bus to the looney bin quicker than you can say "window lickers and head-nodders" Im happy in my decadent, hedonistic lifestyle.(although I dont drink, smoke, take drugs or sniff knicker-elastic) If I ever want to become a mindless sheep, then Ill pop a card in the mail for you! |
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Edited by
star_tin_gover
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Tue 06/17/08 03:46 PM
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Now there ya go! I knew you had some humor in you.
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oh, this is hilarious
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oh, this is hilarious lol yup! I love it when things can stay light and airy on the religious threads hehehe I'm rather enjoying it 
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Edited by
star_tin_gover
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Tue 06/17/08 03:25 PM
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Start by telling them that humans are nothing. They are merely slaves or food for the hungry the angels (the winged draconians). Tell them that they are extremely lucky that they are being chosen (called) to be a servant of the Lord. (slave) (Humans bred for food just get eaten. ) Now, the rules for the slaves are that they must obey their Lord and Master, who is their creator. They make rules for them and tell them that God, their creator, demands that they obey these rules. Those who do not obey, are disobedient sinners. The penalty for that is death. This is their master's law. They are lucky to have been chosen to be slaves but they must obey their master's law or die. "The wages of sin is death." Tell them that all of them have sinned and all of them are on death row. But they can be saved, because their master sent his son to die in their place, so if they accept that sacrifice and agree to become and remain obedient slaves, they will be pardoned and as an extra bonus, they will be given eternal life as servants of their lord in heaven. Not to worry, they will be well taken care of. All others, who do not ask for forgiveness and accept the sacrifice and become obedient slaves will be left behind to rot in hell. I am quite sure you will gain many converts with this approach. Of course its just a suggestion. JB OH My!!! That is just so tempting!! Let me run an embrace it as an ideal! Im surprised we all havent been converted immediately! Do not fear, my little round grasshoppa, only YOU can convert yourself. YOU have the power to reject or accept anything. Have you not seen that very question put forth to you by Microsoft Vista? Do not live in fear of your lack of self control. It is ok to let loose! You are free! Looking like you are on the bad end of a constipation dump is something we should all avoid little buddy! Remember, only you can control yourself. (try chocolate Ex-Lax) Stick with me oh grumpy one and I will show you the enlightenment of a smile. Scratches her head, shrugs her shoulders, throws up her arms..thinking, God! I wish I had a sense of humor.  "Have the alien foodstuff slaves gone completely insane?" Or am I off the grid as usual? Apparently so. JB (edited by a slave)  |
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oh, this is hilarious lol yup! I love it when things can stay light and airy on the religious threads hehehe I'm rather enjoying it i know.... i love it.....  even funches has lightened up
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oh, this is hilarious lol yup! I love it when things can stay light and airy on the religious threads hehehe I'm rather enjoying it i know.... i love it..... even funches has lightened up Who would have thought one of my posts could bring so many people together Here's to everyone!!
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oh, this is hilarious lol yup! I love it when things can stay light and airy on the religious threads hehehe I'm rather enjoying it i know.... i love it..... even funches has lightened up Who would have thought one of my posts could bring so many people together Here's to everyone!! The religion forums are often like a funeral procession. If people took themselves just a bit less seriously there would be a lot less hatred and a lot more fun in life. Fart in the bathtub if you don't believe me. You will understand.
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oh, this is hilarious lol yup! I love it when things can stay light and airy on the religious threads hehehe I'm rather enjoying it i know.... i love it..... even funches has lightened up Who would have thought one of my posts could bring so many people together Here's to everyone!! The religion forums are often like a funeral procession. If people took themselves just a bit less seriously there would be a lot less hatred and a lot more fun in life. Fart in the bathtub if you don't believe me. You will understand. My 2 yr old does that! Then points, laughs hystarically and in between gasps of breath yells "Bubbles!" |
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oh, this is hilarious lol yup! I love it when things can stay light and airy on the religious threads hehehe I'm rather enjoying it i know.... i love it..... even funches has lightened up Who would have thought one of my posts could bring so many people together Here's to everyone!! The religion forums are often like a funeral procession. If people took themselves just a bit less seriously there would be a lot less hatred and a lot more fun in life. Fart in the bathtub if you don't believe me. You will understand. |
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oh, this is hilarious lol yup! I love it when things can stay light and airy on the religious threads hehehe I'm rather enjoying it i know.... i love it..... even funches has lightened up Who would have thought one of my posts could bring so many people together Here's to everyone!! The religion forums are often like a funeral procession. If people took themselves just a bit less seriously there would be a lot less hatred and a lot more fun in life. Fart in the bathtub if you don't believe me. You will understand. My 2 yr old does that! Then points, laughs hystarically and in between gasps of breath yells "Bubbles!" Out-freakin'-standing!
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oh, this is hilarious lol yup! I love it when things can stay light and airy on the religious threads hehehe I'm rather enjoying it i know.... i love it..... even funches has lightened up Who would have thought one of my posts could bring so many people together Here's to everyone!! The religion forums are often like a funeral procession. If people took themselves just a bit less seriously there would be a lot less hatred and a lot more fun in life. Fart in the bathtub if you don't believe me. You will understand. My 2 yr old does that! Then points, laughs hystarically and in between gasps of breath yells "Bubbles!" Out-freakin'-standing! lol It says a lot for my life...but those are the highlight of my day Just his reaction...he gets sooo happy about fart bubbles, and he'll try sooo hard to do it again. All so he can laugh and point and yell "Bubbles! Mama...bubbles!"
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