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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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and some homeless people live in it
I put in a Wooly Mammoth |
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and I get some huge bed spreads.
I put in some Pop Rocks. |
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and u got weird tingles all over
I put in some marshmallows |
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and stuffed her cheeks with them
I put in a Greyhound Bus |
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and it ran over your red car
I put in a cd player |
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and she traded it in for a vhs player
I put in the old western series "Rawhide" |
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...and I sang "head em up move em out Rawhide!
...I put in some girl scout cookies |
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and I dated a Den Mother
I put in a Candy Valentine Heart that said |
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Edited by
rara777
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Fri 02/06/09 05:59 PM
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Open slowly
 I put in a dozen roses |
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and I got a warm heart.
I put in silk sheets. |
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and I got moths.
I put in my doormat. |
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I felt welcomed
I put in a slab of bbq`d ribs |
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I decided to become a vegetarian.
I inserted a map of the Himalayas. |
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and I decide I like FLAT ground.
I put in my tax refund of $1,500. |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Sat 02/07/09 03:23 AM
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I got 1,500 in monopoly money!
Aggrevated, I put in a magic lamp. |
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I got a genie!
I put in a wish. |
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Your wish is my command
  I put in 2 tickets to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert |
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Alabama, here I come!
I put in a two week notice... |
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...and I got back a hell of a lot of fun
...I put in 2 bottles of honey wine |
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We both got a buzz
 I put in a WMMS-FM buzzard t-shirt from back in the day. |
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