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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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and get your bones jumped
no wait ... uh ... strike that ... too soon 
you get a couch to curl up on I put in a crackling fire |
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and it'll warm my toes all night
I'll put in a fortune cookie |
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and I gain weight from all the food you've put in
I put in a bear skin rug |
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I curled up in it and hibernated
I put in some prime rib |
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I ate the prime rib
I put in a fifth of jack daniels |
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I brought some Coca-Cola to go with it.
We tore it up. 
I put in a fifth of Black Velvet. |
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I gave it to {{{ed}}}
(don't like it) 
I put in a snowball |
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I made a snowwoman
I put in a mixed motown hits cd. |
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I got my feet to dancing
And put in a pizza |
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I brought some beverages and we had a party.
I put in your favorite movie |
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I got back lots of laughs and tears and
I put in a box of kleenex tissues |
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I blew my nose.
I put in a TV remote control. |
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and am ready to watch the Super Bowl
I put in a stadium |
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take out a birthday cake because my bday is the same day as the superbowl
and I put in a spoon |
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and used the spoon to eat her Jello Shots on Super Bowl Sunday
Happy Birthday!! I put in a Birthday Girl |
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I took her to a strip club
And put in a pair of sunglasses |
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and I went to the beach.
I put in a cruise ship. |
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I got a suntan and a great vacation
I put in a couple of spots on the beach of Newport Beach, Ca. |
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I lay out on the beach and get my tan on
and I put in a bathing suit |
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and out came a Beauty Contestant
I put in a Sword |
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