Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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You get a fresh baked cinnamon roll
I put in a t-shirt |
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and ya get entered in a wet t shirt contest.... I put in a picture of a 49 indian.... |
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You get back a custom painted fuel tank
I put in Jolly Ranchers (cinnamon, of course) |
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and ya get back sweet tarts.........
I put in an old burnt out pipe and two used smokes....... |
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You get a fresh pack of smokes (I assume you can light 'em)
I put in a 6-pack of Dos Equiis |
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and we both get a hang over..... I put in an old chewed up sleeping bag..... |
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You get a nap!
I put in some tasty cheese and crackers. |
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You get back a bag of tortillas and mild cheddar dipping sauce.
I put in my Korn's greatest hits CD |
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You get back Disturbed's latest.
I put in a bag of Dum Dum pops. |
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and ya get back three laffy taffy bars....
I put in an ac/dc casset..... |
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And the machine chokes... but you get a can of hairspray.
I put in three batteries |
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annnnnd annnnd ya get the movie battries not included..... i put in my little black book....... |
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And the machine shreds it... and you get to start all over!
And I put in some patchouli incense. |
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and I burn it up..........
i put in a couple of tye dyed t shirts...... |
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(Like the one I'm wearing!)
And you get back an 8-track tape of Elvis' greatest hits. And I put in an autographed 45 of Jethro Tull's Bungle in the Jungle! |
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and ya get back the song guitarzan......
and i put in three four leaf clovers.... |
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And you get back a lot of good luck!
And I put in a teddy bear. |
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I could sure use a lot of that.....
and ya get back an 8x10 of me...... i put in 10 wore out 45's |
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And I add them to my collection... and you get fresh chocolate chip cookies.
And I put in vanilla candles. |
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ok this is the last one ...I have chased ya all day....
and ya get back the melted wax....... I put in one wore out vacume cleaner,three full vacume bags...and an apple core.... |
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