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and ya get back a can of sardines..... and I put in the long lost arm of the jacket.... |
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Edited by
Cursed
on
Sun 10/26/08 12:03 AM
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You get back the chaps, what seems, in perfect condition.... But the rear is missing! (lol)
I kick the machine, 10, 20, 30 times and put the sardines back in. |
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and ya get back one large tuna fish.....  time fer bed.... i put in an old watch that don't work.... |
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You get back an issue of playboy from the early 70s
I run a truck into the machine 2 times then put the truck in it. |
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and I got back three piston rings
I stuck in my unfinished cigarettes (yeah I quit!!) |
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I smoked em.
 I put in a Maria Muldaur cd. |
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You get a Marie Osmond's greatest hits CD!
I put in a roast beef sandwich. |
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And I say Thank ya for the lunch
 I put in a mixed drink of Grey Goose Vodka & Sprite chilled |
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You get back an empty glass.
I put in tequila. |
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and got back an empty margarita glass (I was thirsty)
I put in an old worn out blanket |
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 and ya get back a mattress with broken springs..... I put in eds old newspaper from the outhouse..... |
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You get back a roll of Charmin!
I put in a spyglass. |
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 and ya get back a window peeker....me!!!!!  i put in a good glass of wine.... |
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You get back an empty glass.
I put in a curtain. ;) |
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and ya get back a one way window......
and I put in a bolt of silk...... |
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And you get back a sarong
I put in a feathered boa |
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My imagination runs wild
 I put in some dance lassons |
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and I get squeezed.......
I put in an old box of harley parts.... |
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You get back a reconditioned carb
I put in a dozen eggs |
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and ya get breckfast.......
I put in the dirty dishes..... |
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