( comes in talking loudly) I'm back and I'm ready to party * Bartender I need a drink

I'm back and I'm ready to party, (Goes in and seat herself) I need a drink

"Danny, settle down...lol...she is in the ladies room."

"Hey Sally, you are here in at the right time." "You are about to embark on a swingin time with Danny here..Take it from here my boy." she sits back giggling

(goes to bar) Bartender can I get a pink panty drink with extra anything

"Never heard of one of those...tell me whats in that..I dare ask, hehehehehehehehe"

hey the juke box is fixed (looking around trying to find a dance partner )

just a little bit of this and a little bit of that * just use your imagination

It can just be pink

"HHHmmmmm...isnt that interesting...Ill give it a hint of cherry flavoring...God I hope you like it..." Puts the glass in front of her...

Calli grabs her pop and joins her for a drink..."Im bushed...the bar has been so busy for the grand opening..."

Hi ya ((((Danny))))
Yes, please get me a cold drink make it a double all that basic training got me rather parched

I love a good time

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

wow I know * i had to leave because someone wanted to show me their obscene

This hint of cherry gives it a weird taste * but hey at least it's pink

"Sorry Sally...I thought it looked cool...want something else?" she giggles..

"Sargent Sally,,,Did you know that your uniform is one of the eyecatchers in her...I swear girlfriend, you better have your battle gear ready..." Glad ya finally got out of the ladies room...I thought you were going to flush away."

No * this is fine * I just wanted to taste the alcohol

Girl I thought my outfit was too reveiling * but hey attention works for me

Wanders back into the bar.

Calls Calli over and whispers in her ear.

Could I please have a Budweiser my dear.

Calli serves me and I gaze around the establishment.

Looking for a friend Calli asks?

I`m just gonna sit here and enjoy the scenery for a bit

By the way, a pink panty drink sounds interesting, whats in it?

"Hi Ken...Can I talk to you in private." she muffles under her breath...

"Sally, you look great. I wouldnt change a thing. In fact, I say if you got it, flaunt it...the boys boast all the time..