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ho ho and i would look like you be needin another little lady  why thank ya'all. Im simply devilish but my friends call me sim . And you would be?????? I'm dancing danny disco master at your service, er until johnny comes back at least...... |
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ho ho and i would look like you be needin another little lady why thank ya'all. Im simply devilish but my friends call me sim . And you would be?????? I'm dancing danny disco master at your service...er until johnny chases me out of here anyways... |
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thanks* still waiting to see your obscene
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hey danny sugar can you grab me alite? Pleeeeeasse???
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hey guys am I the only having technical problems in the threads??
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Ida Fallforu walks in and sits at the bar and accidentally knocks over a drink...excuse me she says..
Hello everyone! |
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A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "if you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid. The second man then ruses in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeeper replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it." Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs when suddenly, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right on the face." "Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way." |
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hey Ida, how ya'all been?
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having trouble r u dirty dan
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want to borrow a piece of thread from my clothing
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hey Ida, how ya'all been? Doin' great...just got back from my bowling lesson...The instructor is oh so cute! |
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hmmmm, now where did that cute danny go????
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hmmmm, now where did that cute danny go???? I was just wondering the same thing....want to hear a joke? |
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sure suga, lay one on me
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> Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling
> and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too > hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club > > The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya > doin?" > > His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. > > "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." > > When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and > brings over a Budweiser. > > His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she > know that you drink Budweiser?" > > "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have > a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey". > > A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around > Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your > usual table dance, sweetie?" > > Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. > > Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the > door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the > stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having > > none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him > > every four-letter word in the book. > > The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez, Dave, you sure picked up a real > > ***** this time |
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 wow that corona hit the spot * feeling tipsy now * I think I will go lay down for a while
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I am with you.....seems a little quiet around here tonite...Maybe there will be a better crowd tomorrow. Opening day was a big hit it seems..
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Good nite everyone....
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> Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling > and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too > hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club > > The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya > doin?" > > His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. > > "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." > > When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and > brings over a Budweiser. > > His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she > know that you drink Budweiser?" > > "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have > a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey". > > A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around > Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your > usual table dance, sweetie?" > > Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. > > Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the > door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the > stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having > > none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him > > every four-letter word in the book. > > The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez, Dave, you sure picked up a real > > ***** this time  Did ya'all see the story I told earlier?
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Soft and sweet  Just wait...
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