Things to do @ Wal-Mart while your spouse or significant other is taking their own sweet time...

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
don't realize it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout
the day.

3. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the floor, leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Put M&M's on layaway.

8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't
you people just leave me alone?"

11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with GI Joes vs. the X-Men.

13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.

16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various
funnels.

19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things
like "pick me! pick me!!"

20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"


21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

22. Go into one of the fitting rooms and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

And my personal favorite, try on bras over your clothes and walk around that way. If you're feeling adventurous, you can add hats, sunglasses, and big plastic necklaces to the ensemble and parade around with a few similarly dressed companions. This is particularly humorous if some of said companions are male.

LMFAO 22 was absolutely the best!!!

Race the electric wheelchairs

what happens if I really go in a fitting room??????????

i imagine being banned from the store would come to mind lmao

Clean up in aisle 2...

But what a great way to be banned, You would be walmart employees unsung hero!!!

Make sure I bring some soft clothes with me ........RIGHT .......

how about stand next to the tv monitor saying look everyone i'm on tv

U need 2 include a list of Things 2 do while u set in jail 4 what u did at wal mart.

i love walmart... i going to have to try some of those next time i am in there

great!

And while U are there u can also pick out something 2 wear when u apear in court, Tell the judge that The internet made u do it.

Sometimes late at night when they are restocking boxes are all up and down the aisles so I pretend to be from out of town and say loudly "This is the junkiest Wal Mart that I have ever been in. Talk about getting some dirty looks from some of the employees......