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Topic: I'm having no luck with JSH
MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:31 AM
It says that 108 women have viewed me. Then it says 106 of them have gotten extremely nauseated. The other 2 was my sister and mother. sad sad The pain sad sad

Someone took a picture of their foot after they stepped in dog shlt. It showed up as my perfect match!

I started talking to one woman and once she got to know me she disappeared only to turn up on "women seeking women"

I met a woman a few weeks ago who I suspect is a member of JSH. She hit me over the head with a dartboard and then said she wasn't into head games.

One woman had a filter that said you must live within 150 miles to contact her. I changed my profile to read 100 miles from her. She changed it to 50 and so on. Last I checked she had it narrowed down to "must be in house next door". Damn I wish I had her address.

One woman lied and said "must have all your teeth" So to prove to her that I did, I took mine out and placed them on a table and took a pic and sent it to her. She still hasn't returned my emails.

One woman answered about her children "Yes they live at home" She didn't tell me that she was only allowed to visit on them weekends when she was allowed out of the institution.

I don't know about the rest of you guys but somethin tells me I ain't got a good battin average on JSH.

hellkitten54's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:32 AM
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Tue 04/22/08 09:33 AM
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suzyQ41's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:34 AM
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Awwwwwwwwwwww.............no really...........awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

DeathsTreaty's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:34 AM
Kill of Competition, might Help ^^


well...thats what I do at least.....usually works

puckthefackers's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:35 AM
Too funny!!

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nmmm's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:35 AM
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MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:36 AM
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I needed a good laugh!

Single_Rob's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:37 AM
I viewed you while in drag, does that count?

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Tue 04/22/08 09:37 AM
That's the best post I've seen in ages.

And the most accurate!


Cheddar_2's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:37 AM
That sounds about par.

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:38 AM

I viewed you while in drag, does that count?


laugh laugh laugh laugh At this stage I can't cull nuttin laugh laugh laugh laugh

franshade's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:41 AM
oh helllllll noooooooo laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 04/22/08 09:41 AM
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AHh YES, the struggles of MUTUAL MATCH!!!!

But look at the bright side, you found out they were Your Mom and sister,,,BEFORE YOU DATED THEM..

And the dog poo on the shoe,,was JUST a pic.
SHE could have mailed it to ya, ups,,,,sniff,sniff,,lol

And PSSSSssssssss That one, you KNOW that KEEPS moving around where she's at,,,,,,aaa, Hey dude, THATS your SLIT other side,
YOURS just happens to be female, and LIKEs YOU,,,lol,,lol
Got to watch all them personalties in your dis-order,lol,lol

laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile bigsmile Nice POST!



ADiamond's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:42 AM

Too funny!!

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I agree......laugh laugh laugh

Redsoxfan1's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:42 AM
laugh laugh maybe you just have bad "karma"laugh laugh

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:43 AM

oh helllllll noooooooo laugh laugh laugh laugh


laugh laugh laugh laugh Hiya Fran

froglittlesis's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:43 AM
You are so funny with your quick wit and comedy I don't see how you are still single.laugh laugh flowerforyou

Single_Rob's photo
Tue 04/22/08 09:44 AM

You are so funny with your quick wit and comedy I don't see how you are still single.laugh laugh flowerforyou
+1 he seems like a great guy

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Tue 04/22/08 09:44 AM
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