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oh helllllll noooooooo  Hiya Fran hiya sunshine thanks for the laughs, came in handy (not a great day 4 me) 
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You are so funny with your quick wit and comedy I don't see how you are still single. Well thank you mamm
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It says that 108 women have viewed me. Then it says 106 of them have gotten extremely nauseated. The other 2 was my sister and mother.  The pain Someone took a picture of their foot after they stepped in dog shlt. It showed up as my perfect match! I started talking to one woman and once she got to know me she disappeared only to turn up on "women seeking women" I met a woman a few weeks ago who I suspect is a member of JSH. She hit me over the head with a dartboard |
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oh helllllll noooooooo Hiya Fran hiya sunshine thanks for the laughs, came in handy (not a great day 4 me) so sorry I hope the great people on here can at least cheer you up a little. If not walk next door and pack your neighbors car door handle with vaseline and go hide. That always cheers me up too.
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You are so funny with your quick wit and comedy I don't see how you are still single. Thx Rob 
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It says that 108 women have viewed me. Then it says 106 of them have gotten extremely nauseated. The other 2 was my sister and mother. The pain Someone took a picture of their foot after they stepped in dog shlt. It showed up as my perfect match! I started talking to one woman and once she got to know me she disappeared only to turn up on "women seeking women" I met a woman a few weeks ago who I suspect is a member of JSH. She hit me over the head with a dartboard and then said she wasn't into head games. One woman had a filter that said you must live within 150 miles to contact her. I changed my profile to read 100 miles from her. She changed it to 50 and so on. Last I checked she had it narrowed down to "must be in house next door". Damn I wish I had her address. One woman lied and said "must have all your teeth" So to prove to her that I did, I took mine out and placed them on a table and took a pic and sent it to her. She still hasn't returned my emails. One woman answered about her children "Yes they live at home" She didn't tell me that she was only allowed to visit on them weekends when she was allowed out of the institution. I don't know about the rest of you guys but somethin tells me I ain't got a good battin average on JSH. THAT'S FUNNY!!! Made my day!
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hmmm may just do that
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That was great! Thanks for the laughs! It was well needed!
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It says that 108 women have viewed me. Then it says 106 of them have gotten extremely nauseated. The other 2 was my sister and mother. The pain Someone took a picture of their foot after they stepped in dog shlt. It showed up as my perfect match! I started talking to one woman and once she got to know me she disappeared only to turn up on "women seeking women" I met a woman a few weeks ago who I suspect is a member of JSH. She hit me over the head with a dartboard and then said she wasn't into head games. One woman had a filter that said you must live within 150 miles to contact her. I changed my profile to read 100 miles from her. She changed it to 50 and so on. Last I checked she had it narrowed down to "must be in house next door". Damn I wish I had her address. One woman lied and said "must have all your teeth" So to prove to her that I did, I took mine out and placed them on a table and took a pic and sent it to her. She still hasn't returned my emails. One woman answered about her children "Yes they live at home" She didn't tell me that she was only allowed to visit on them weekends when she was allowed out of the institution. I don't know about the rest of you guys but somethin tells me I ain't got a good battin average on JSH. From the sound of it I have a long way to go yet 66 people viewed it my mother couldn't the poor soul is dead I met a woman she was a copy of Mrs Doubtfire (Exact Copy) do you need the address? Next was a lady on the other side of the pond and we arranged to meet after a long chat I flew there before we met she got cold feet. Last I heard she was busy defrosting the feet Third one bolted the gate before we even met cause she accused me of having too many friends on the site (10) women who some of them don't even write anymore and I feel awful deleting them. So as you can see I have a lot to catch up but as for outside JSH dating goes on and the most important question I ask myself while on date is "Do I want to see this person for a second time?" |
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Edited by
1956CLEO
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Tue 04/22/08 10:02 AM
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Oh wow too funny!
I needed that!
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Okay must admit this post gets a Gold Star and a Trophy just tooooooooooooo good
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Thanks dear, Some days I feel like a nut....others, I just feel like coming out of my shell.
Okay must admit this post gets a Gold Star and a Trophy just tooooooooooooo good |
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read yur post beach dude.!!!!!
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Slow day at work huh?
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say 106 women got nauseated when they viewed ur pix, and one stepped in dog snot, and 2 others were relatives, and then, some did not have their teeth, others just arrived from the pen, big house, and only visited their children on the weekends?
   quit ur *****in, and try some older women.
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Slow day at work huh? lol No Lily a typical day
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say 106 women got nauseated when they viewed ur pix, and one stepped in dog snot, and 2 others were relatives, and then, some did not have their teeth, others just arrived from the pen, big house, and only visited their children on the weekends? quit ur *****in, and try some older women. Oh and Myrtle...this is the lady for you...I will personally attest to her mental stability.....
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say 106 women got nauseated when they viewed ur pix, and one stepped in dog snot, and 2 others were relatives, and then, some did not have their teeth, others just arrived from the pen, big house, and only visited their children on the weekends? quit ur *****in, and try some older women. Oh and Myrtle...this is the lady for you...I will personally attest to her mental stability..... Thanks Lily but I'm trying to do this on my own. I ain't givin up yet. I still have a few more pictures of my teeth to send out. |
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