Milo: Chopper, sic'em, Boy!
The Writer: Now he said, "Sic'em, Boy", but what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls!"
Gordie: [Chopper turns out to be a small golden retriever] *That's* Chopper?
Teddy: Ha ha ha! Come on, Choppy, bite my ass, Choppy. Bite my ass. Bite sh't. Come on Choppy. Sic balls, Choppy.
Milo: Stop teasing that dog, you hear me. Stop teasing him. Sonny, I'm gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that.
Teddy: Yeah, I'd like to see you climb over this fence and get me, fat ass!
Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel peckerwood looney's son.
Teddy: What did you call me?
Milo: I know who you are. You're Teddy Duchamp. Your dad's a looney. A looney up in the nuthouse in Togus. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and burnt it off.
Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
Milo: He's crazier than a sh'thouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are with a looney for a father.
Teddy: You call my dad a looney again, I'll kill you.
Milo: Looney, looney, looney.
Teddy: Aah! I'm gonna rip your head off and sh't down your neck!

"Stand by Me" 1986
The Writer: [typing on computer] I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

classis

skin it

hey skin it

stand by me

"It was a good fight, I'd come a long way to see it." - Red Will Danaher

"I hope you can stick around for the finish." - Sean Thorton

"We need emotional content!" - Enter The Dragon

i just want to tell
somthing you have
an absolutely breath taking heinie
i mean that thing is nice

[anchorman the legend of ron burgandhy]

Great one, here's my favorite from Enter The Dragon.

"Don't think. FEEeeL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."

Where's the love for Chuck Norris? He is effing hilarious!

"I don't step on toes, Little John, I step on necks."

-Missing in Action III

" Tutti F*ckin frutti" "Tutti F*ckin fruitti"
(Baby Firefly) ( Capt. Spaulding)

" there is no ice cream in your f*ckin future"( Otis Driftwood)


-Devils Rejects-

another one:

"Gentlemen. Welcome. You honor our island. I look forward to a tournament of truly epic proportions. We are unique... "

Mr. Han - Enter The Dragon

Mr. Stoville, it would seem that Ensign Harding has had an adverse affect on you, I suggest you "wow" a little less and "tsk, tsk, tsk" a little more. - Lt. Cmdr. Sherman (Cary Grant) Operation Pettycoat

. If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my b!tch!

Capt. Spaulding

You've got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that, and I don't mean your legs. - Don Cleveland, The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine.

"i'll show you the roof. it's upstairs." - music & lyrics

All right, p@ssy, p@ssy, p@ssy! Come on in p@ssy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing p@ssy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of p@ssy, this is a p@ssy blow out! All right, we got white p@ssy, black p@ssy, Spanish p@ssy, yellow p@ssy, we got hot p@ssy, cold p@ssy, we got wet p@ssy, we got [sniffs]smelly p@ssy, we got hairy p@ssy, bloody p@ssy, we got snappin' p@ssy, we got silk p@ssy, velvet p@ssy, Naugahyde p@ssy, we even got horse p@ssy, dog p@ssy, chicken p@ssy! Come on, you want p@ssy, come on in, p@ssy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, p@ssy lovers!

From Dusk Till Dawn

Attention p@ssy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny p@ssy sale! If you buy one piece of p@ssy at the regular price, you get another piece of p@ssy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat p@ssy for a penny! If you can find cheaper p@ssy anywhere else, f@ck it!


sorry I love that movie

I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!


SAW

Howard Payne: You think I wouldn't have been prepared? Two years I spent setting up that elevator job, two years I invested in it. You couldn't understand the kind of commitment that I have. You ruined a man's life's work and you think you can walk away? You got blinders on to the world! But I got your attention now, didn't I Jack?
Jack: [distressed] Why didn't you just come after me?
Howard Payne: No this is about ME! This is about my money, this is about money DUE ME! Which I WILL collect! 3.7 Million dollars! It's my nest egg, Jack, at my age you have to think ahead.
Jack: [angry] When I find you...
Howard Payne: [cuts him off] Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
Jack: I'd want to know what bus it was...
Howard Payne: You think I'm going to tell you that?
Jack: Yes.
Howard Payne: Aha, very good. There are rules, Jack, and I want you to get this right. NO ONE goes off the bus. If you try to take any passengers off the bus, I will detonate it. I want my money by 11AM.
Jack: We can't pull that kind of money in time!
Howard Payne: [shouting] FOCUS, JACK! Your concern is the bus. And don't try to call. The radio's down. Now, the number of the bus is 2525, it's running downtown from Venice. It's at the corner of Ocean Park & Main.
Howard Payne: This day has been rather disappointing, I don't mind saying.
Jack: Why, because you didn't get to kill everyone?
Howard Payne: There's gonna come a time, boy, when you will wish you never met me.
Jack: Mister, I'm already there!

"Speed" 1994

Well, bless your little batteries

Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we f*ckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole f*cking family.
(Capt. Spaulding-Devils Rejects)