The misery of others.

Where's the love for Chuck Norris? He is effing hilarious!

"I don't step on toes, Little John, I step on necks."

-Missing in Action III

Great one, here's my favorite from Enter The Dragon.

"Don't think. FEEeeL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."

I live in Jacksonville, "Where Florida Begins." Formerly known as "The Bold New City of the South."

Jocko Homo - Devo

"Are we not pimps?"

"We are Devo"

Maria: I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!

and

Riff: Hey, I got a social disease!

-West Side Story

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your a&&hole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

-American Psycho

At the Drive-In - One Armed Scissor