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and Michael Jackson's nose
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Manbearpig
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...to have eyes to see, while perfectly nice, wonderful people lose their eyesight at a young age?
I took my dogs for a walk later than usual tonight because we had a massive thunderstorm move through the area. It was still raining some and already dark when I left the house, so we walked into one of the side streets instead of walking one of our usual loops. On my way back, this woman yanks open her door and hollers something against the wind...I was already way past her house, so I just kind of turned around and said "say again?"...and she yells even louder "This court is NOT a common area!!!". So I said "That's nice...because I'm not a commoner, I live around the corner.". She goes "I SEE your DOGS sh** and pi** around here! I SEE what your DOGS do in OUR court!" Nice choice of words for a "lady" that lives in a $350,000 house, huh? I just said "Well, this is the first time I've even walked my dogs in YOUR court. But for the record, THEY don't do anything I won't LET them do. And if I do LET them, I pick up after them"....and kept on walking. Isn't it kind of sad that there are people that have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than to lick the windows from the inside and spy on their neighbors? And that are so bitter that they can't even have the tiniest bit of love for other people or God's creatures in their hearts? Yes, I like dogs better than most people. But I'm going to say a prayer for that woman tonight, thanking God that she has eyes to see. |
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hi
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Mmmm...well helloooo there, Big John....
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dan, i`m ringing those 118 guys, if they both have the suggested gap, then i`ll let you have this one OK, do you have their number? I do, I do!!!....oh...uhm...ahem...yeah...no, uhm...I kinda don't. 
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The Congo
Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what? Think outside the box. Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box. Honey, if I ordered a pygmy now, it would take about 5-8 business days for the box to get here. Why are you so desperate to measure a pygmy's nips?! Why the hurry? You are very weird. Because I have OCD and ADHD. I'm very impatient and need instant results. I simply do NOT have the time to wait around. *tap tap tap* |
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and you`d be dissapointed when the box arived only containing dans failed mathmatical equasions Right...and then I will have to send the box back and pay for shipping because I opened it. Plus the pygmy might not wanna go back to where he came from. |
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The Congo
Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what? Think outside the box. Not in the box, or around the box, but outside the box. Honey, if I ordered a pygmy now, it would take about 5-8 business days for the box to get here. |
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The Congo
Rats...I'm not there. I'm here. So now what? |
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Weeeeeeee
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the distance between your nipples 9 inches. All mens nipples are exactly 9 inches apart. FACT. That's the biggest pile of bogus I've ever heard. Where'd you get THAT vital piece of info??? 
I have carried out extensive global research on the subject. I know what i am talking about. Oh...you travel with a measuring tape? And you're telling me that a Pygmy from New Guinea measures the same distance between his nipples as...oh, let's say a 6'4", 250 lbs Samoan? The Samoans nipples are nine inches apart. Pygmies, and midgets are exceptions to the rule. Their nipples are all exactly 6 inches apart. FACT. Dont believe me? go find a pygmy or a midget. Where the heck am I supposed to find a pygmy or a midget at 8:30 on a friday night???? |
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the distance between your nipples 9 inches. All mens nipples are exactly 9 inches apart. FACT. That's the biggest pile of bogus I've ever heard. Where'd you get THAT vital piece of info???
I have carried out extensive global research on the subject. I know what i am talking about. Oh...you travel with a measuring tape? And you're telling me that a Pygmy from New Guinea measures the same distance between his nipples as...oh, let's say a 6'4", 250 lbs Samoan? |
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the distance between your nipples 9 inches. All mens nipples are exactly 9 inches apart. FACT. That's the biggest pile of bogus I've ever heard. Where'd you get THAT vital piece of info???
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Cloaca
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"Cloaca" is a fantastic word. I'm also a big fan of "douche" and "turd". Speaking of douche & turd...a clogged cloaca could be devastating! 
Yes, I agree.
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Cloaca
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"Cloaca" is a fantastic word. I'm also a big fan of "douche" and "turd".
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Maury
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I don't watch those types of talk shows...but yeah, I'm pretty sure there are plenty of women out there who's children are kind of a sperm cocktail. Pretty sad.
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If you eat too much grease
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I say walk around some...I'm convinced it's your upper intestine. I cant. Im alone in my office now and i cant leave it. Im probably ok, if i was that concerned i wouldnt be getting advice here, i would be straight onto 999. Im probably just having a moment! True...getting advice here is not such a brilliant idea. lol |
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Beware Of Men
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I avoid men at all cost. Don't like them one bit. They is not nice.
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If you eat too much grease
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I say walk around some...I'm convinced it's your upper intestine.
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If you eat too much grease
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Well you're either having a heart attack from eating all that deep fried crap all the time OR the pain is coming from your lower intestine.
So basically what I'm saying is that you should either call 911 (or whatever the number is you call in England to get medical help) or massage your side until you're able to pass gas. |
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