You aren't...cuz this ain't Burger King.

Try leaving it up one night...then stumble into the bathroom in the dark while half asleep and attempt to pee sitting down. See how YOU like dunking your *** in ice cold toilet water.

You still have a VCR??? Now THAT'S evil!!!

I don't know how to play Go Fish

That's what Jeffrey Dahmer said....

Well, you can still do that...I mean just because I like dates doesn't mean I don't want to go out on dates.

Wow...and get this:

Dates are also highly beneficial in the treatment of constipation as the roughage provided by it stimulates sluggish bowels. They should be immersed in water at night and taken after making them into fine syrup the next morning to secure laxative effect.

But not only that...there's more:

Date syrup It can also be used for the treatment of sexual weakness. When it's mixed with milk and honey, dates can be used as a tonic for the treatment of sexual disturbances for both sexes. And such syrup strengthens the body and raises its energy levels. The elderly would benefit from this syrup too. It improves their stamina and purges their bodies from the toxins that have accumulated in their cells along the years.

Did you also know that dates can ease labor pain during childbirth?

Scientifically they are known to contain hormones which strengthen the uterus, help produce milk for nursing mothers and also prevent blood loss after childbirth. (The ripe fruit contains a substance that urges uterine spasms and increases contractions especially in the time of delivery. This substance resembles 'oxytocin' that is secreted by pituitary gland, which encourages contractions of the uterus. Dates contain some stimulants which strengthen the muscles of the uterus in the last months of pregnancy. This helps the dilation of the uterus at the time of delivery and reduces post-natal bleeding.

Furthermore, dates are an excellent remedy for a weak heart and can help you lose weight. Eating a few dates when feeling hungry helps reduce hunger and be filled. These dates will provide the body with the necessary sugar and stimulate the intestine which reduce hunger greatly, and eventually, reduce food consumption.

Muslims have been eating dates abundantly during the month of Ramadan since the beginning of time. The sweetness of the date takes the edge off hunger and this is the reason why fasts are opened with dates. It prevents a person from overeating after he has opened his fast.

I love dates! They're delicious!

Did you know that dates not only tasty but very nutritious?

They are high in minerals and natural fiber. Modern medicine has shown them to be effective in the prevention of abdominal cancer.

Ditto. Someone who deliberately hurts animals will definitely see my evil side. And I'm telling you...it's the evil side of evil. Chuck Norris would be cowering in the corner crying and begging for mercy at the sight of my evil side.

That could be interesting. Is there a prize for the best cheater?

Damn...I thought it said "topless". I like topless men.

Yes. All women cheat. There's not a one that doesn't. I cheat at strip poker.

Wrong! It's Ontario House of Pancakes. All they have there are pancakes shaped like Lake Ontario. With Canadian maple syrup, eh?

I don't normally eat candy bars...but if I had the choice, I guess I'd have the Milky Way.

Tall, dark, handsome and poor any day. I like short because I'm short myself...but I do NOT do balding and average.

OMG are you watching the show about Cleopatra??? Me too, me too!!!

I'm having a hard time getting guys to listen to me period. Nice hat, by the way...shoulda gone to freecreditreport.com.

Men do the same thing...tell you what tho...if you send me an e-mail, I'll reply.