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Why? Cause they got cooties
 
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Some of us are not pigs. |
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circle, circle, dot, dot. now I got my cootie shot
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don't worry...I'm joining a convent tomorrow |
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I got cooties now tooo!!
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Why? Cause they got cooties
Don't worry! It'll clear up once the meds kick in!
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I avoid men at all cost. Don't like them one bit. They is not nice.
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Some of us are not pigs. His cape should be a different color. It looks like wings.
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Why? Cause they got cooties
Don't worry! It'll clear up once the meds kick in!
I have the meds in the Lear jet with me 
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Some things you just have to suffer for the greater good.
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Probably the best advice I have heard on this site!!!! To hell with men! Us lesbians need to stick together!
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Beware of men cause they really are pigs!
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I want a man who goes to work, gives me his paycheck every payday without complaint, eats whatever I fix without complaint, keeps the yard mowed, takes the trash out, doesn't use all those hair care products or skin products, does exactly what I tell him when I tell him, sits thru a chick flick without a word, yep I want a robot
*For those of u who know me, u'll know this is me bein a smarta$$, for those of u who don't know me, get a grip an realize it's a joke *
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Why? Cause they got cooties
Don't worry! It'll clear up once the meds kick in!
I have the meds in the Lear jet with me
Ok, but I will have to lock the cockpit door when I take them. The side effect of being frisky only lasts for an hour!
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Why? Cause they got cooties
Don't worry! It'll clear up once the meds kick in!
I have the meds in the Lear jet with me
Ok, but I will have to lock the cockpit door when I take them. The side effect of being frisky only lasts for an hour!
what do you mean??? I'll be drunk
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Why? Cause they got cooties
Don't worry! It'll clear up once the meds kick in!
I have the meds in the Lear jet with me
Ok, but I will have to lock the cockpit door when I take them. The side effect of being frisky only lasts for an hour!
what do you mean??? I'll be drunk
Make that 2 hours then!
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I'm wary of men.
They're mostly about a foot taller than me. 
I'm in danger on being stepped on 
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I want a man who goes to work, gives me his paycheck every payday without complaint, eats whatever I fix without complaint, keeps the yard mowed, takes the trash out, doesn't use all those hair care products or skin products, does exactly what I tell him when I tell him, sits thru a chick flick without a word, yep I want a robot
*For those of u who know me, u'll know this is me bein a smarta$$, for those of u who don't know me, get a grip an realize it's a joke *
but do they get weekends off 
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I want a man who goes to work, gives me his paycheck every payday without complaint, eats whatever I fix without complaint, keeps the yard mowed, takes the trash out, doesn't use all those hair care products or skin products, does exactly what I tell him when I tell him, sits thru a chick flick without a word, yep I want a robot
*For those of u who know me, u'll know this is me bein a smarta$$, for those of u who don't know me, get a grip an realize it's a joke *
but do they get weekends off
Phhtp, ah NO!!! That's when I expect all the housework to get done
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Edited by
carrysnocash
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Thu 07/23/09 07:02 PM
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I want a man who goes to work, gives me his paycheck every payday without complaint, eats whatever I fix without complaint, keeps the yard mowed, takes the trash out, doesn't use all those hair care products or skin products, does exactly what I tell him when I tell him, sits thru a chick flick without a word, yep I want a robot NO you want a trained show DOG! |
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