Actually, Holly was the hottest of the three.

I had some unusual board games growing up I suppose.

Risk
Monopoly
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Sorry
Squelch
Trolls in the pantry
Oi! Dats my leg!
Ogre
Hungry Troll and the Gobbos
Stratego
Battleship
Dungeon

She's pretty to look at but is basically your typical mindless little piece of fluff. Not even the good kind though that you could date for an extended period because she's also crazy, low class, and crude. Now as far as crude girls go, give me Olivia Munn anyday....(Homer voice)mmmmmm....Olivia Munn....drooool

Yep, bad english, asking for any type of personal info off the bat, telling you that you are in a position to inherit lots of money, or having you "register" anywhere in order to talk to them.

I was always boared as a child....

Good stuff.



Like dangling a shiny object?

Where the Wild Things Are

Yes, usually the feeling comes from somewhere in their pants

I'll help you out and suggest right off the bat you remove the "looking for well endowed" from your profile, otherwise you will get a LOT of the wrong attention / emails / etc.....unless that's what you're looking for of course.

I just noticed that back in June I said I would post mine but never did haha. Here's what I've been told all my life:

You guys are also forgetting the fact that some people join the military because they can't do anything else but maybe flip burgers or were just plain trouble kids. Remember the threat some kids would get back in the day? "You better shape up or I'm sending you off to military school!"

So yeah, while some have noble intentions, others join so they have their school paid for, others so they can travel and see the world, while others just have no other avenue to take.

Haha, I think some of you are reading too much into this. It was meant to be a simple musing / half joke. The generalizations are funny because for the most part they are true.

Individual experiences don't mean much to me because, sure, you dated a guy / girl who was this or that and while it's interesting to hear your story, it doesn't do much to help us understand or explain the other gender as a whole.

A wise old man once told me "Never assume, you just make an a$$ out of u and me"

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It's more of trying to understand some of the things they do, men on the other hand, are very simple creatures. We have a pretty linear way of thinking and it's pretty easy to figure us out.

Now of course there are exceptions to every rule and these are just broad generalizations. I shall create another thread later today to explain to you ladies how you can understand men.

And thanks for the formula, it helps a lot.

I get excited when I see a hot girl eating an ice cream cone.


Cuz then I want ice cream.

Show some respect, pimpin ain't easy you know....

As a guy, I'm curious about women and why they do certain things.

Such as:

When complimented on her clothes by another woman, they feel the need to go into a backstory about how they obtained said clothing and the deal they got on them.

They go to the bathroom in small groups after complaining the night before about how long the lines are to the bathroom.

They go shopping for a jacked, are gone for 6 hours, and come back with a pair of shoes, two belts, a purse, and no jacket.

My male brain is of course completely unable to rationalize any of this using science, mathematics, physics, or any type of known logic. Ladies, can you please shed some light on this?

I suppose it depends on if it's burrito night or not.

You would be surprised the problems that liquor can solve!





It might not be an option for him if during his initial conversation with her he found out that she could chew through duct tape.....

Liquor her up.