LOL SOULBREEZE. ILL DO YOU ONE BETTER?? LOL LMFAO " A WOMEN DIES AND GOES TO THE GATES OF HEAVEN. ITS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE. WHEN ST PETER CAME BY, SHE SAID HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN ?? ST PETER SAYS, YOU HAVE TO SPELL A WORD?? THE WOMEN ASK'S, WHAT WORD ?? ST PETER SAID " LOVE ". THE WOMEN SPELLS LOVE, AND SHE GETS INTO HEAVEN. A YEAR LATER ST PETER CAME TO HER, AND ASK'ED HER TO WATCH THE GATES THAT DAY. ALL OF A SUDDEN, HER HUSBAND ARRIVES. IM SURPRISED TO SEE YOU, THE WIFE SAYS , HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?? THE HUSBAND SAY'S . IM DOING PRETTY WELL SINCE YOU DIED. I MARRIED THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG NURSE WHO TOOK CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE ILL. AND THEN I WON THE MULTI STATELOTTO. I SOLD OUR LITTLE HOUSE AND BOUGHT A HUGE MANSION. AND MY WIFE AND I, TRAVELED ALL AROUND THE WORLD. WE WERE ON A VACATION, IN CANCUN. I WENT WATERSKIING TODAY , I FELL AND HIT MY HEAD, AND HERE I AM. WHAT A BUMMER. HOW DO I GET IN?? THE WIFE SAYS? YOU HAVE TO SPELL A WORD?? " WHICH WORD? " HER HUSBAND ASK'ED?? THE WIFE SAYS " CZECHOSLOVAKIA "

smoking trees lol up in smoke man made booze, god made pot. who can you trust ??

marry a fat ugly girl, you said. lady ?? ladylid2012 are you drinking when you write quotes on here babedoll ??

IT'S CALLED LOVE gypsy and txs isn't that what yopu both want ??? or all you want is sex ??? lol

SPRING, put the shoe on the other foot girl, i feel your pain. this site is like the lamest site ive ever been on. a lot of unsociable stuckup girls here. snap *&^%$#$@ like are all you girls on that time of the month, at the same time ??? lol i hear you JOHN, and tbrich imdn nice girls are RARE. TAKES TIME, too meet people hear. lol rofl lmfao yea rightttt like what 6 months. got to be crazy to be here. like one flew over the cuckoo nest lol

<~~~ berlin here. what the deuce, there's all guys in ct chat lol don't any of you girls live in ct ???? lol

lol mr jimmy k ill give him a 2. lol he looks like mini me with a beard lol j/k gayfifer

You all ask, ?? men are from mars, and women are from venus. hmmm pointing to my head, like arsenial hall. lol lmfao im new here people. and i say what i do, and i do what i say. so snap, girls don't be hater's for this. im just keeping it real. because when it cums to sex. girls can get any guy, anywhere, anytime, and anyplace. can a GUY do that ?? i don't think so. and then you girls wonder why we men always think about SEX. WHAT THE DEUCE !! were like horny toad varmits. WHEN a girl makes love to me, she has to leave all her sexual inhibitions at the bedroom door. im what you call a trysexual. ??? ill try anything, when it cums to sex . mmmm

Your blonde mommas so short, she can sit on the toilet and swing her legs back and forth. lol k now im outie, bounceing out of here peace all ciaos

k one more, i have a million jokes lol, what do you call a blonde with pigtails ?? a bj with handle bars. lol j/k girls funny thing i luv blondes lol lmfao

Whats blonde and brunette, blond and brunette, blond and brunette ?? a blonde doing a cartwheel. lmfao

Your blonde mommas so dumb, she sits on the tv, and watche's the couch. lol

Your blonde mommas so fat, she can step on a dollar bill, and make change. lmfao

Did you here about the 80 lb blond guy with 40 lb balls ?? people say he's half nuts. lol

What did the midget say to the blonde hooker ?? gee your hair smell's good. lmfao

Haley, you have to do better than that. lol a weed eating blonde. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice ?? because it said " concentrate ". lol