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This is a new one ... for me
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!! |
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"Groan " Majic 8 ball has become a 4 !
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 {{{yelaH}}}  Oh! No!! A kitty w/a stump.
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"Groan " Majic 8 ball has become a 4 ! Where have you been? And how are you gonna come back cutting me to a 4? 
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{{{yelaH}}} Oh! No!! A kitty w/a stump.
(((Tevens))) How are you Sweetie? And where the heck have you been... With Star? |
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((HockeyChick)) 
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Q; WHY BLONDES DNT TALK WHILE HVING SEX?
ANS; BECOZ THEIR MOTHER TOLD THEM NT TO TALK TO STRANGERS.... |
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Q; WHY BLONDES DNT TALK WHILE HVING SEX? ANS; BECOZ THEIR MOTHER TOLD THEM NT TO TALK TO STRANGERS....
First thing they do when they wake up? Go home....Ok now Star... Groan
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Haley, you have to do better than that. lol a weed eating blonde. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice ?? because it said " concentrate ". lol
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What did the midget say to the blonde hooker ?? gee your hair smell's good. lmfao
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Did you here about the 80 lb blond guy with 40 lb balls ?? people say he's half nuts. lol
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Haley, at first I thought your shirt said, "Nipple Chicks Rule".
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Your blonde mommas so fat, she can step on a dollar bill, and make change. lmfao
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Your blonde mommas so dumb, she sits on the tv, and watche's the couch. lol
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Whats blonde and brunette, blond and brunette, blond and brunette ?? a blonde doing a cartwheel. lmfao
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k one more, i have a million jokes lol, what do you call a blonde with pigtails ?? a bj with handle bars. lol j/k girls funny thing i luv blondes lol lmfao
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Your blonde mommas so short, she can sit on the toilet and swing her legs back and forth. lol k now im outie, bounceing out of here peace all ciaos
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This is a new one ... for me A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!! ROFL!!!! 
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That's cute.
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