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rules to boozing
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Watching someone so drunk that they peed into a stereo and get horribly electrocuted is funny. The blue sparks coming out of his hair were hilarious! how is this a rule ...lol |
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Is it true....
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peer pressure...tell your cat that all the cool cats are getting skinned these days..
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rules to boozing
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dont begin arguments with inanimate objects
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rules to boozing
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You know you've had too much to drink when your freind wants to wrestle a raccoon during a camping excursion and you think he can take the raccoon. seriously funny
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Is it true....
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small explosives??
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rules to boozing
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The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor
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rules to boozing
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After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling 
After 6 mind erasers and 4 shots of tequila you will kiss some random guy and have no memory of it... The next time you go out he's sees you smiles and your friends tell you what you did.... 
omg...i so relate to this...exept it was 6 shots of tequila and inmurable beers....and i think i let him cop a feel.... 
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I'm just looking for some ideas. I was real wordy w/my profile and could use some suggestions. really depends on what type of man your looking for... |
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rules to boozing
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After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling
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rules to boozing
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Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! OMG...are you sure it's safe to let you tuck me in??? 
its all good gg...its indnprcs thats got tuck in duty... 
Well thank goodness...I can't even keep that straight so I'm gonna call it a night in just a few minutes! I feel SLEEPY and will try not to step on the cat! LOL! Come on GG, don't step on the cat... Let's hurry sweetpea the fight is starting.... Sweet dreams...  
Thanks babes! G'night all... nite chicky!!!
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What's Your Hobby?
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hehehe...nvm ask your woman...she was on earlier...talkin about your being proud of her for something...made me laugh so hard i did the pepsi through nose thing...
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Your worst fault...
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an inability to take much seriously.....
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rules to boozing
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Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! OMG...are you sure it's safe to let you tuck me in???
you have a great sleep gg!! 
its all good gg...its indnprcs thats got tuck in duty...
Well thank goodness...I can't even keep that straight so I'm gonna call it a night in just a few minutes! I feel SLEEPY and will try not to step on the cat! LOL! |
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guarded by disturbed
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rules to boozing
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Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! OMG...are you sure it's safe to let you tuck me in???
its all good gg...its indnprcs thats got tuck in duty...
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What's Your Hobby?
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hehehe...nvm
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tired of being single
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headgames huh?? jedi mind tricks....
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What's Your Hobby?
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so um peccy ....
how did the pictures turn out...??? |
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rules to boozing
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Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block or shave your eyebrows off...yep thats how i roll!! |
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Worst date ever
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I just got done with the worst date EVER! He totally tried to stick his tongue down my throat within 10 min of meeting me! needless to say... I was gone pretty quick!
Tell me your bad date stories! 
this would necessitate a pee pee punch in my book!! Haha! your bad date sounds a lot worse.. I wouldnt know what to do! i didnt really know either....one of my weirder experiances... |
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