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What's Your Hobby?
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Long time jedi..........you a jedi master yet? Or still a neophyte? grand master and you know it!!!!!! |
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rules to boozing
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Stay away from cheap liquors and impurities. That box of wine is a box of aspirin. Throwing up old grandad is harder than visiting old grandad. Pooping colored cheap vodkas like blue 100 is not a recommended pastime. Drink good stuff in moderation. omfg...ive pooped cheap colored vodka...seriously..never again!! 
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Worst date ever
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I just got done with the worst date EVER! He totally tried to stick his tongue down my throat within 10 min of meeting me!  needless to say... I was gone pretty quick! Tell me your bad date stories!  this would necessitate a pee pee punch in my book!! |
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rules to boozing
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Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block
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cheers
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i will drink to that!!!
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What's Your Hobby?
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rules to boozing
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Flirt with the biggest, heaviest woman in the bar. Her wallet is attatched to the skankiest hot bodied sluts she calls her freinds. Her freinds will find you un-shallow and sleep with you. Use condom, rinse penis, repeat. i peed my pants a little... 
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Worst date ever
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true story:
blind date....shows up late...apparently streesed out....because he wants me to take a look at these red spots on his arms and back...hives mabye i say....cooties is what im thinkin... at dinner he explains that he is unemployed at the moment...and hes loosing his hair in patches.. end of the evening he asks if i have anything interesting that i would like him to tell him about myself...and before i can say anything..he shows me his third nipple...after an eternity of awkward silence ...i just walked in my house... |
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wonderwall by oasis
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rules to boozing
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Never hang with drunking idiots who are famous for last words like "Hey! Watch this"! Or "Aw cmon man, I dare you"! Or the nefarious ER visitation of "I bet I can do it"! How about the famous "I should go to bed now" last words? I'm sooooooo close! i say...oh just one more wont hurt... 
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rules to boozing
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It is the first drink that gets you drunk. this is jibberish to me...lol |
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rules to boozing
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Longhairbikers rule; never admit your crimes until they have a noose around your neck. Then you can yell "I did it so f*ck you! Ha ha ha"! 
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where the streets have no name by U2
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rules to boozing
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Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered and they’re sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're going to come off as a ass.
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Dan99...
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hooligan
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rules to boozing
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I'm drinking wine but I promise not to get "too" dramatic...
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rules to boozing
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Uh-oh... I retract my earlier diatribe about rules not applying to "at home" drinking. There probably SHOULD be a rule about drinking at home and typing. It might go along with the "you should eat dinner" rule, but I'm too late for either, apparently. From here on out, typos are not to be commented on... its all good  im on martini #2 myself cheers!!!
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Fun Things To F*ck / Juicehead By NOFX NOFX freaking rocks my socks!!!!!!! |
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twisted logic by coldplay
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What?
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Boozing is positive
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