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Topic: rules to boozing
jedigirl's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:42 PM
A freind of mine has recently informed me that there are rulez to boozing....anyone else ever heard of such a thing...

for example:


Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night

Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks


curious to know if anyone knows any others...

FearandLoathing's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:44 PM
Real men drink Guinness.drinker smokin

galendgirl's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:44 PM
Drinking at home eliminates the need to follow rules. I mean, seriously...how much can one drink and keep from breaking said rules, anyway???

JasmineInglewood's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:45 PM
um... how about don't wet your pants.

jedigirl's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:46 PM
Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

galendgirl's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:46 PM
Edited by galendgirl on Sat 05/02/09 07:48 PM

um... how about don't wet your pants.



Okay, I give it up for that one whether you are out in public OR drinking at home...

Messy...very messy... (or so I'm told!)

jedigirl's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:47 PM

um... how about don't wet your pants.




im thinking life rule...

Savitar's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:47 PM
Never puke through a screen door . I seen this one first hand , and it aint pretty

IndnPrncs's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:49 PM
I know about the guy drinking girly drink one but well other than that, I bring my own smokes and I never bum but I can see the reason for the rule.. I used to date someone that smoked be NEVER had cigs he always smoked mine... That's annoying.. grumble


Yep Jasmine.. I saw a girl one night walk into our local place sooooooooooooooo trashed, she was singing Beyonce' at the top of her lungs totally off key and wrong timing. Then she's keep screaming one word from the song, I don't remember what it was.. I was dying.. Then she fell off her stool, then she pee'd herself right there... I felt really bad for her but well I can drink and drink A LOT when I'm out with my friends and you just know when you're heading in the wrong direction and if you do unsightly things when you get that way I'm thinking you should know when to stop.... drinks slaphead

galendgirl's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:50 PM


um... how about don't wet your pants.




im thinking life rule...


Works for me!

wannacuddlewthme's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:50 PM
Don't bring less than a 30 pack/Or your girlfriend

Dan99's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:52 PM
Never inject Kentucky whiskey directly into your eyeball.

galendgirl's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:52 PM

Never inject Kentucky whiskey directly into your eyeball.


Has that been a problem???

irad8you's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:53 PM

Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

And the one thing you do not want to hear in the men's room is "nice weiner" laugh

no photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:53 PM
Never hit on your dates best friend laugh

IndnPrncs's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:54 PM

Never puke through a screen door . I seen this one first hand , and it aint pretty



laugh laugh laugh laugh
or in a mess trash can, have seen that too... ill

jedigirl's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:54 PM
Edited by jedigirl on Sat 05/02/09 07:55 PM



Dan99's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:54 PM


Never inject Kentucky whiskey directly into your eyeball.


Has that been a problem???



Its the one rule i have always adhered to!

Gossipmpm's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:56 PM

Never hit on your dates best friend laugh


This is so true!!

jedigirl's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:56 PM
i have the rule of never snort crown royal...but always try to get someone else to....devil

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