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A freind of mine has recently informed me that there are rulez to boozing....anyone else ever heard of such a thing...
for example: Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks curious to know if anyone knows any others... |
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Real men drink Guinness.
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Drinking at home eliminates the need to follow rules. I mean, seriously...how much can one drink and keep from breaking said rules, anyway???
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um... how about don't wet your pants.
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Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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Edited by
galendgirl
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Sat 05/02/09 07:48 PM
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um... how about don't wet your pants. Okay, I give it up for that one whether you are out in public OR drinking at home... Messy...very messy... (or so I'm told!) |
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um... how about don't wet your pants. im thinking life rule... |
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Never puke through a screen door . I seen this one first hand , and it aint pretty
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I know about the guy drinking girly drink one but well other than that, I bring my own smokes and I never bum but I can see the reason for the rule.. I used to date someone that smoked be NEVER had cigs he always smoked mine... That's annoying..
Yep Jasmine.. I saw a girl one night walk into our local place sooooooooooooooo trashed, she was singing Beyonce' at the top of her lungs totally off key and wrong timing. Then she's keep screaming one word from the song, I don't remember what it was.. I was dying.. Then she fell off her stool, then she pee'd herself right there... I felt really bad for her but well I can drink and drink A LOT when I'm out with my friends and you just know when you're heading in the wrong direction and if you do unsightly things when you get that way I'm thinking you should know when to stop.... |
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um... how about don't wet your pants. im thinking life rule... Works for me! |
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Don't bring less than a 30 pack/Or your girlfriend
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Never inject Kentucky whiskey directly into your eyeball.
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Never inject Kentucky whiskey directly into your eyeball. Has that been a problem??? |
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Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not. |
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Never hit on your dates best friend
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Never puke through a screen door . I seen this one first hand , and it aint pretty or in a mess trash can, have seen that too... |
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Edited by
jedigirl
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Sat 05/02/09 07:55 PM
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Never inject Kentucky whiskey directly into your eyeball. Has that been a problem??? Its the one rule i have always adhered to! |
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Never hit on your dates best friend This is so true!! |
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i have the rule of never snort crown royal...but always try to get someone else to....
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