Hey everyone i'm kinda bored and thought i'd try to play a game on here
with all of you. The will find out whether or not you have a good vocab
or not. here's the rules!

start off with a four letter word. You can only change one letter to
make it a new word. you can not rerage them. if the word is hats you
cant change the s to a t and put the t in front of the h to make it
that. leave the letter orders alone. It must be a real word and if
possible only english words. If the word is questioned by another person
please provide definition and source. Do not repeat any word twice. If
the word nice has been used you can not use it agian. the last person to
come up with a word and it has no possible way of changing forms then
they win and the game is over.



Start the with the word



that

i got all except the mary one wow that one hit me like a 2 by 4 in the
nuts!

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all
the different kinds of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well,
sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of
breasts... depending on a woman's age - in her twenties, a woman's
breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties,
they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are
like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you
cry...."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of
penises are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
"Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a
man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and
forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties,
it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yep, dried up and the
balls are only there for decoration..."

Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner
with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the
box kid?"

The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."

Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," the child says. "Oh that's cute," Al Gore says and he
runs off.

A couple of days later Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill
Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

Al Gore says to Bill, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog
over to the boy with the box.

Al Gore says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at
those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Bill that kind of kittens
they are."

The boy replies, "They're Republicans."

"Whoa!" Al Gore says, "I came by here the other day and you said
they were Democrats. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."

President George W. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old
Town Square in Prague. A guy walks in and asks the bartender,"Isn't that
Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's
them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really? What's
going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and
one blonde with big breasts."

A little perplexed the guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why
kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart
ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis.

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28
days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were
celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor
goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??"

All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box
it said 3-6 years!!!"

mouse

sleepy


ummm man after sex

girl at work

spit

honey

whip cream

Subject: Just Stay
>
> A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.
>
> "Your son is here," she said to the old man.
>
> She had to repeat the words several timesbefore the patient's eyes
> opened.
>
> Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly
> saw the young uniformed
> Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached outhis hand.
> The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp
> ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement.
>
> The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the
> bed.All through the night
> the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward,holding the
> old man's hand and offering
> him words of love and strength.Occasionally, the nurse suggested
> that the Marine move away
> and rest awhile.
>
> He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was
> oblivious of her and of
> the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank,
> the laughter of the night
> staff members exc hanging greetings,thecries and moans of the other
> patients.
>
> Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying man
> said nothing, only held
> tightly to his son all through the night.
>
> Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the now
> lifeless hand he had
> been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she did what she had
> to do, he waited.
>
> Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy, but
> the Marine interrupted her.
>
> "Who was that man?" he asked. The nurse was startled, "He was your
> father," she answered.
> "No, he wasn't," the Marine replied. "I never saw him before in my
> life."
>
> "Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"
>
> "I knew right away there had been a mistake, but I also knew he
> needed his son, and his
> son just wasn't here. When I realized that he was too sick
>
> to tell whether or not I was his son, knowing how much he needed
> me, I stayed."
>
> The next time someone needs you ... just be there. Stay.
>
> WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A
> TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.
>
> WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY
> HUMAN EXPERIENCE.
> (love this line)

7 DEGREES OF CAJUN
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > FIRST DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang
at
2
>>>> > in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment
and
>>>> > said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung
up.
>>>> > The wife said, "Who was that?" Boudreaux answered, "I don't
know,

>>>> > some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > SECOND DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a
compact
>>>> > on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks
in
>>>> > the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The
second
>>>> > Cajun says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Cajun hands him the
>>>> > compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You
dummy,

>>>> > it's me!"
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > THIRD DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he
goes
>>>> > out and buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when
he

>>>> > opens the door he finds her in the arms of a redhead. Well,
Boudreaux
>>>> > is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is
>>>> > overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head.
His
>>>> > wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" Boudreaux replies, "Shut
up,
>>>> > you're next!"
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > FOURTH DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state
capitals.
>>>> > He proudly says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them." A
friend
>>>> > says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" Boudreaux replies,
"Oh,
>>>> > that's easy: W."
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > FIFTH DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her
she
>>>> > was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > SIXTH DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman,
sat
>>>> > in his US government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he
knew
>>>> > what Roe vs. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question
then

>>>> > finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to
make
>>>> > before he crossed the Delaware"
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> > SEVENTH DEGREE
>>>>
>>>> > Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find
his
>>>> > house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at
once
and
>>>> > reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on
the
>>>> > radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to
respond.
>>>> > As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
>>>> > Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop
and
>>>> > his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting his face in his
hands,
>>>> > Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions
stolen.
I
>>>> > call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a
BLIND
>>>> > policeman."

Ole was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a
> woman in the shadows.
>
>
>
> "Twenty dollars" she whispers.
>
>
>
> He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell,
> it's only twenty bucks.
>
>
>
> So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when
> all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer.
> "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
>
>
>
> "I'm making luff to my vife ," Ole answers indignantly.
>
>
>
> "Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."
>
>
>
> "Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shine that damn light in
> her face."

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store
one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.


He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring
for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought
out

a $5,000 ring.


The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, The jeweler went to his special stock and brought

another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the
jeweler said.


The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.


The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."


The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old
man stated, "by check. I know you need to make

sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the
bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday
afternoon,"
he said.


Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man."There's
no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my
weekend!

SOME MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES !

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She
finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front
of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's
the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are
you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when
we were dating, and you were only 16?", he asks solemnly. The wife is
touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember", said the wife, lowering herself into a chair

beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?' "

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten
out today."

hell i don't know. ummm So what did you all do for father's day enjoy
your day.

not a whole lot just bored looking for something to do. What are you
doing?

people on here don't even want to talk how boring is this place